4. South Carolina (第7季)【完整台词】

I guess we got ourselves a "Gift of the Magi" situation here.

I was gonna ask you for the same thing.

Wait, you're dropping out? Maybe.

Maybe not.

But I was gonna ask you for Secretary of Interior.

Were you gonna ask for Interior and then settle for HUD? Dang it.

So busted.

(chuckles) Hey, is that Amy? Oh, she said to say no.

- Oh.

- AMY: Get in the car.

No, yeah, that's definitely Amy.

Oh, all right.

- See you later, man.

Yeah.

- Good luck, bro.

SELINA: Oh, morning, boys.

ALL: Morning, ma'am.

Our good friend Tom James just called a press conference.

- Oh, has he now? Wow.

- DAN: Yes.

I need fruit.

- On it.

- On it.

I'm on it.

- Ma'am? - SELINA: Yeah? Please tell me you didn't promise him State? There is no way I would appoint anyone competent to anything in my cabinet.

Morning.

Thank you for coming.

Hope I can Cloud berries are organic and Icelandic.

How lovely.

I have decided to suspend my campaign for President of the United States.

- Aww, no.

Tom, say it ain't so.

- (all groaning) REPORTER: Will you be making an endorsement? I'd like to give my strongest and most full-throated support to the person who has proven time and time again to be a born leader.

I wonder who that could be.

I don't know who that is.

(all laughing) but unfortunately that candidate has not yet emerged and shows no sign of doing so.

- Huh? - TOM: These are early days.

There's a lot of moving pieces, - but I will not be endorsing just yet.

- No, no, no, no.

What?! Thank you, and God bless America.

He just fucked me right in the ass! Son of a bitch wouldn't endorse you.

That, too! Ma'am, it's time to just give up on South Carolina.

- No, no! Move, move! - (all arguing indistinctly) Are you kidding me? We can't let Kemi get a foothold in South Carolina.

Think! Oh, I'll You call Dr.

Thomas and you tell him, yeah, I'll speak before his congregation tomorrow.

Ma'am, we need white voters.

- I mean that's, that's not gonna work.

- Selina: Yeah.

It will if I give a speech in support of local law enforcement and that cop who killed that kid who threatened him with the candy bar! Wh okay, so you wanna blow a dog whistle in a black church? I mean, that's like blowing a rape whistle while you're raping somebody.

- Exactly.

- Speak truth to powerless.

I like that very much.

Write that down, Leon.

- I will do that.

- Here's the fruit.

Honeydew? If I wanna pretend to be in the CNN green room, I'll draw a face on Ben's ass and call that Christiane Amanpour.

TANZ: Jonah-lah! What's this meshugas about you dropping out of the race? That can't happen.

Chicken? Mr.

Tanz, they say that I have no chance of winning.

Who said anything about winning? You.

I thought you said I was gonna be president.

No, you did.

(chuckles) Made me chuckle every time.

I never thought you could win.

Well, then why the fuck am I running, sir? As terribly as you're doing, you're still winning delegates.

Mostly crazy cuckoos, but you multiply that by fifty states, I can force the party to make some tweaks to the platform at the convention.

Stricter marijuana laws! Ta-da! I need potheads in my prisons.

Otherwise it's just murderers and rapists.

It makes for a very unpleasant atmosphere.

I wish I'd aborted myself.

Wait, so no one's really trying to make me president? - No.

- Wait, so this is all just to keep The Chronic illegal? Now he gets it! Plus, I need more casino licenses for Macau.

I know it sounds a little specific, but in the end it'll benefit all Americans.

Toodle-oo! DR.

JORDAN THOMAS JR.

: President Selina Meyer.

- Hello, Reverend.

- Good for you, girl.

I can't believe you did this.

- Yeah.

- You don't quit.

- No, I don't.

- Oh, I like that.

- Do you? Okay.

Good.

- I do.

- And I love that little hat.

- Thank you.

Yeah, this whole congregation's gonna love that little hat.

(laughs) (chuckles) Oh, God, I think he has a crush on me.

- Yeah.

- He does not, ma'am.

Oh, come on.

I appreciate your honesty, Marjorie.

- Okay.

- I mean, not that it matters.

He certainly isn't gonna after I read this manifesto.

Permission to roll your breasts, ma'am? Oh, granted.

DR.

JORDAN THOMAS, JR.