- I saw Andrew
- The prosecution rests.
We talked about a trip he might
take out of the country
I will add tampering to
our list of charges.
But if we were able to give
him a going-away gift,
uh, he might be able to
turn it into a stay-cation.
- And bribery.
- Gary?
Yes, here.
How much is left in that
whole faith-space
KENT: Faith-based.
I spent it all on Bibles
for the homeless.
You spent millions
Yes, yes, I did.
on leather-bound hobo toilet paper.
Mmm.
I hope they don't use
the New Testament for that.
I need to speak with Keith Quinn.
- Did I do something wrong?
- Go.
Ma'am, not Keith Quinn.
Yes.
What, do you have a better idea?
- Yes, not Keith Quinn.
- No.
Go.
- Ma'am, it's time.
- Oh, OK.
It's
(clears throat)
I was an alcoholic,
I was in a relationship
with a blonde, uncaring
bug-eyed rage-aholic.
I used to work with
someone just like that.
Oh, my gosh, folks, our
best friend of the show,
President Selina Meyer, is on
the line calling us today.
SELINA: Hello, Mike? How are you?
MIKE: Great.
Hope you got the
invite for the baby shower.
What's going on with this
chair? It's too low.
HINT: We could still use
the changing table,
or bye-bye ping pong.
Oh, that's actually a cute name.
Are you gonna keep that?
- Morning!
- Shh!
I'm calling because I
wanted to talk to you
about Senator Talbot's husband.
I have been hearing from
hardworking American people
from all walks of life
that what he's into is
way beyond tax fraud.
(whispering) I need some help for me
ex from your friends in the East.
Oh, I thought we were putting our
little arrangement on the back burner?
Madam President, Senator Talbot
has just released a statement.
I'm gonna read it so I get it right.
You are simply attacking her family
to distract from your own problems,
- and that you are the one
- Guess what?
Mike, I have a special announcement.
My daughter Catherine is getting married
to her lady friend Marjorie.
That's amazing! Isn't that great, buddy?
Well, the Bible is
actually very clear
SELINA: But now I have to run.
It's been such fun talking with you,
and I'm sure we'll connect later.
So Andrew?
- I'll take care of it.
- OK.
- Any date for the wedding?
- Huh?
- Any date for the wedding?
- Oh, who gives a shit.
RICHARD: This has been a
very difficult decision,
but, no, I will not be
running for state Senate.
There's just so many things
I still want to do for the
good people here in Lurlene,
like my own pet issue, which, as
many of you know, is pet issues.
And I certainly hope I'm
not letting anyone down,
especially my new friend Sidney.
Are you referring to Sidney Purcell,
the Con-Ag-Chem Fam Farm lobbyist?
I'm so sorry.
We don't have
any time for more questions.
Actually, Dan, that did
sound like a question.
Yes, Sidney Purcell, super generous guy,
offered me all sorts of great stuff,
like brand-new kitchen appliances
or a brand-new hot tub like
the lieutenant governor has.
We have a schedule to keep
But I'm not supposed to talk
about that, right, Dan?
Mayor Splett, are you saying
that Con-Ag-Chem made you
an offer to run for office?
No, that's not what he
said.
He didn't say that.
- No, no, no, Dan is right.
- DAN: Thank you.
Sidney made the offer.
Con-Ag-Chem
is a company, it can't talk.
Hilarious.
A talking company.
Where would the mouth even be?
BEN: Ma'am, the press is
out there waiting for you.
Rosa is gonna spend the night
here in Boston.
No mini-bar key.
This sit-down's gonna give us a nice
little boost for the Latino vote.
- All right.
- KENT: Hold up.
Ma'am, I'm sorry, there's no
easy way to tell you this.
- Oh.
- Your mother's boat,
the Labor Day,
exploded off the coast of
Florida this afternoon.
Andrew was the only person aboard.
No, uh-uh.
'Cause he was going to Cuba.
A lledgedly.
Ma'am, maybe we can just, uh,
cancel this this Rosa thing.
No!
The Latino vote, Ben.
I'm so sorry.
He was my ex-husband.
(indistinct chatter)
(soft chuckle) Hello.
Oh, wow.
Rosa.
Oh, my good friend.
That's not Rosa.
N Oh? Oh! (laughs)
There she is.
(laughs)
- That must be your mother.
- My sister.
Your si sister.
OK.
SELINA: Familia.
Rosa
you have had quite a journey.
They put me on a plane
and sent me to Mexico.
That's a terrible place.
I did nothing wrong.
No, well, I did nothing wrong.
I'm I'm just trying to
run for president here.
You don't know how lucky you have
it, really, to tell you the truth.
I mean, the next thing ya
know, everything can change,
it just goes (imitates
explosion) like that, right?
- ROSA: Mm.
- And And then
OK, I think we need
to wrap this up here.
- Oh.
- We got a busy schedule.
I just want to say thank you,
- President Montez.
- Sure, why not.
- ROSA: God bless you.
- Madam President, quick question
- (indistinct chatter)
- SELINA: I want to be alone.
(breathing heavily)
Mom, I can't believe that you
ruined Marjorie's proposal
all over the internet.
Catherine, I have just gotten some
terrible news about your father,
uh, being lost at sea,
and you are up my ass
about some proposal bullshit?
- For real?
- Too late, Catherine.
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