10. Marco (第1季)【完整台词】

You can keep a secret, right? Yeah, absolutely.

But the point is, you need a good front, so you're gonna have the most return on your dollars.

But I know this customs officer That money, then make it an investment.

If the price is right.

And I'm all about investments, all about what's coming next.

Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car out of this bad neighborhood.

Sir, sir, could you help me? Tell me are these today's numbers? Now, none of this was strictly legal, and the import taxes would have been a killer have at it.

So he had to find a way to get the money into the country without anyone knowing about it.

He coated the cash with this black stuff Vectrol paste.

And the only way to get it off is with a special chemical.

It's not cheap, but the upside? The upside is huge.

Can you keep a secret? You know, the guy in "dances with wolves"? A guy like you, who's got some money, who's got some money to throw around Now, I know what you're saying "Who cares?" No matter which one wins, we're gonna get a piece.

He's got a gambling problem.

Nobody can ever come after you, but you get the profit.

- The price is right.

- It's a win-win for you.

It's a lose-lose for everybody else.

You want to tell the guy you've got a 14.

He checks Realizes he's It's not gonna just be you.

It's gonna be a piece of the pie.

But you're gonna own a full mountain range, guaranteed.

Can you keep A secret? 'Cause I really Really shouldn't Shouldn't be telling you this.

- Hey.

- Hey.

You are not Kevin Costner.

I was last night.

Jesus.

Asshole.

I mean, seriously? Oh, my God.

- Lucianne?! Lucianne! - What? - He's not Kevin Costner.

- What?! Well, who's this guy? Uh, not Kevin Costner's manager.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Let's go.

Uh, hang on.

Got to get my dress on.

Come on.

Get the hell out of this dump.

So, are you sure he's not a manager? Yes, Luci, I am sure.

But he said he was gonna give me his card.

Does this look like a manager's place? - Maybe.

- Can I interest you ladies in some mimosas? At least stick around long enough to get dressed.

Oh, oh.

Screw you.

If you build it, I will come.

Lucy, come on.

Okay.

Bye.

Come on.

That door sticks.

Yeah, okay.

I got it.

Okay.

Go.

Go.

Okay.

You have 15 messages.

This is Greta Muller.

I wanted to check to see if my wi My name's Gary Albert Arnold.

I'd like to discuss making a Hi, Mr.

McGill.

I'm calling on behalf of my mother.

She's in assisted living, and Uh, yes, Mr.

McGill, this is Manny HollingerAgain.

Uh, I hate to So, what's it gonna be today, pal? I'm up for anything and everything.

Marco, I'm sorry.

I got to go back.

What? Uh, it's been great, and I appreciate your hospitality, but a week's gonna have to do it.

I got to go home.

I already called in sick.

Come on, man.

This is home.

Y-you hate it out there.

What do you got to go back to? My clients.

Clients.

What what are you Like a gigolo or something? Uh, Marco I'm a lawyer.

What? Honest to God.

I do elder law, which is like wills and estates.

So you're ripping off old people? No, I'm not ripping off old people.

I'm not ripping off anybody.

Holy crap.

Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer? No wonder you want to go back.

I mean, you got to be king of the desert, driving around town in a white Caddy, making bank.

I'm not making bank.

I'm making a living, more or less.

A living? All due respect, you're a lawyer and you're not making bank, you're doing it wrong.

Well, I'm building something.

Takes time.

Well, you're gonna build something, build it out here.

I mean, lawyers in Chicago make plenty I assure you.

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, Marco.

I Chuck's in Albuquerque.

Again, all due respect Chuck's a stuck-up douchebag.

I hate to break it to you, but he doesn't even like you.

He's my brother.

Okay.

I I get it family.

You got to go back.

But Remember this? The Rolex thing.

What Whatever happened to the guy who used to sell us those? Jin Kang? He got deported.