4. Hero (第1季)【完整台词】

1 Works every I'm telling you, every time.

- Do it, try it.

- What? Right now? All right, all right.

(Howls) - Kind of Kind of that.

- (Chuckles) - Got to work on it, bro.

- All right, man.

- Seriously.

- All right, bro, I'll work on it.

But just, like, when when do you know Right before the cork pops, you know? - (Laughs) - Timing's important, but But you don't do it, like in her ear.

- No, you don't do it in her ear.

- Because yeah.

It's a given you don't do it in her ear.

But this is, like, scientifically proven, okay? - Really? - This is, like, prehistoric stuff.

- (Laughs) Crazy, man.

- It's like the medulla, the wolf brain.

- The what? - It's primitive stuff All right, let me try it again.

- (Howls loudly) - (Laughs) Yeah! - Yeah? That's the wolf brain.

- Nice.

(Both laugh) Man, this town sucks! I'm sorry, bro.

I know it's yours and everything, but - It's not even 2:00.

- Yeah, it does kind of suck.

Hey, I know this after-hours place over A couple blocks off Cermak.

You want to hit it? Hells yeah! Let's do it.

(Exhales sharply) That's what I'm talking about.

Whew! - (Howls) - Okay.

(Both howl) - (Both laugh) - Not in her ear, right? Not in her ear, not in her ear.

Hey Bro, I never did catch your name.

- Saul.

(Clears throat) - Saul? "S'all good, man.

" - (Laughs) - Get it? - I do All right, Saul.

- (Chuckles) Hey, hey, brother, whoa.

Check it out.

What is that? Holy shit.

There's got to be at least a thousand bucks in here, man.

Oh, my God, look at that.

(Chuckling) - Whose is it? - Mine.

Hey, possession's like 4/10ths of the What did you call it, bro? (Chuckles) - Like, is there an ID or - Yeah.

I don't know.

Some fat guy.

(Chuckles) I'm thinking that one.

Phew Let's Jesus.

Is he, uh - What? - Is he, uh I don't know.

- (Grunts) - Hey.

Hey, fella.

You all right? (To tune of "Smoke On The Water") Uh-huh-huh Uh-huh-huh - Hey, buddy.

- Uh-huh-huh - Would you answer me? - (Groans) Hey, answer this, you butthole.

- Uh-huh-huh - What? Butt-hole? - What the hell? - Hey, uh Hey, bro.

Be nice, all right? This guy right here is trying to help you.

Help yourself to some of this, you butthole.

Hey, we're not butt-holes, all right? - So stop saying that.

- Butt, butthole butt, butt, butt-hole - Hey, man, what's your problem? - butt, butt, butt (Slurring) My problem is I'm standing here talking to a couple butt-holes.

Actually, you're not standing, you fat bastard.

You're laying on your fat ass.

(Chuckles) Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your head.

And if you think I won't, I'll come to the McDonald's, where you work and I'll buy the whole damn place and then I'll fire you.

I'll say, "drop your mops, you butt-holes, 'cause you're fired.

" And then I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your stupid heads.

Then I'll go "John"-Claude Van Damme on you S-s-s (Snoring) You butthole.

(Snoring) I'm keeping the money.

- (Jimmy chuckles) - Here you go, fatty.

I got dibs on that watch, man.

Let me see that.

What kind is it? I don't know.

It's just a watch.

- We got to get out of here, man.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What kind of watch is it? - (Sighs) - It's I don't know.

It's - Well, then, let me look at it.

(Chuckles) - It's a damn Rolex.

- Oh.

I don't know.

Not cool to be greedy, bro.

- Uh, I didn't know.

- Not cool.

I didn't know what So, how do you want to split this up? I'll tell you what you keep the cash.

- I'll just keep the watch.

- But it's worth like 3 grand, man.

- $3,000 easy.

- No.

- Yeah.

- (Scoffs) - Hey, hey, hey.

- (Sighs) Come on, let's figure this out.

We gotta get out of here.

All right, yeah.

You're right.

You know what? I sweeten the pot.

I got, uh, $5, $20, $40, $60, $80 580 bucks.

Add that to the $1,000 It's more than half.

What do you know about that thing? I mean, is it worth more than $3,000? No, I don't I don't know.

But we're good, right? Yeah? We good? - Okay? - Well Later, sucker! (Laughs) (Stevie howling in distance) ("Listen" plays in background) - Jimmy: Six left.

- Can we get more? God, I hope so.

It's like a license to print money.

(Both chuckle) A thing of beauty.

Hey, what was that, uh, crazy stuff about roundhouse kicks? Where the hell did you get that? I don't know, man.

Just something in my brain, you know? It just came out.

Too much? No.

I loved it.

It was, like, deep or something.

(Scoffs) You want to talk about brilliant? I mean we You're the man, me I'm just I love watching you work, man.

(Water bubbling) It's good for making beer money.