5. Alpine Shepherd Boy (第1季)【完整台词】

Albuquerque police.

Hello.

Sir, we'd like to talk with you for a minute.

Could you open the door, please? Look, we know you're in there.

You're casting a shadow through your peephole.

All we want to do is talk.

Would you please open the door? I'd, uh I'd prefer not to, officers.

Sir, come on and open up.

I have a condition.

Uh, I can't go outside or be exposed to what's out there.

You were able to come outside to steal your neighbor's newspaper.

I didn't steal it.

I left $5.

The the cover price is 50 cents.

Did your neighbor consent to sell you her paper? I, uh She isn't Um, officer, let's Let's Let's talk about something called "probable cause.

" As I'm sure you know, in the state of New Mexico, there is a two-part test to determine whether police officers have an objectively reasonable basis The situation as missing, versus Arizona, as I pointed out, uh, creates an event Hey, Tommy, come around here, would you? and that's why the tenth circuit court of appeals ruled that a coercive order Check this out.

Requiring an individual leave his house is seizure, and, therefore, protected under the fourth amendment right? Whole lot of camp-stove fuel.

Guy sure as shit sounds like a tweaker.

You see what he did to the breaker box? Is he coming out, or are we going in? You got 10 seconds to open this door, or it's coming down.

You hear me? - Yeah.

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- Final warning! Okay, I'll I'll I'll I'll let you in, but you have to leave your electronic devices outside.

No phones, no walkie-talkies, no flashlights Definitely, definitely no tasers.

I can't emphasize that enough.

Deal? Or look, look.

I'll give the paper back.

Yeah? Uh, James McGill to see Mr.

Richard Sipes.

Ricky Call me Ricky.

Come on in.

Uh.

Uh, this is my assistant's car.

Well, my Mercedes is in the shop.

Yeah.

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I ought to give him a raise.

You're right.

Jim, I saw you on the TV That billboard thing.

and I had me a pair of insights.

Insight the first, you ain't afraid to put yourself out there.

and insight the second, you believe in the real America Freedom, self-sufficiency.

I do.

I I really do.

When I see a man like you driving that foreign shitbox of a car Well, see, actually, it's It's a sign a good man can't get ahead today.

It's a damned travesty.

That's what it is.

Well, that may be, Ricky, but, uh I refuse to consider myself a victim.

You know, we are once again at a point in our history where the fly-swatting hand of government is crushing the spirit of entrepreneurship Taxes, OSHA requirements, The INS poking their big, fat nose into every mother-loving hire.

It's damned oppressive.

It's tragic.

It's un-American.

Jim, I think you are just the lawyer I need, 'cause I got me a case Major I say, a major case.

Are you ready to clear your calendar? Ricky, I'm all ears.

I want to secede from the United States.

Now, I got 1,100 acres of property here, self-sustaining with solar power and wells, a sovereign state immune to the business-killing regulations of the country in which it geographically lies.

We are going to be America's Vatican city.

Ricky I'm your man.

Yeah, let's do this.

Let's show 'em all.

Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yes! We are doing this! Ah.

Now, it's not gonna be easy, sir.

I mean, the Government is gonna fight us tooth and nail.

We could end up in the Supreme Court I'm talking thousands of man-hours I mean, years of effort.

Are you ready for that? Me? I say bring 'em on.

Let's talk Turkey.

What's your rate? $450 an hour.

The hell with hourly.

I want you on retainer.

How about $1 million even? $500,000 up front and $500,000 when we're done? A million? That seems fair.

Would you like that in cash? Uh Well Tax-free and backed by the full faith and credit of the sovereign Sandia Republic.

It's, uh Son, you are getting in on the ground floor.

Mr.

McGill, Hi.

Thanks so much for coming.

Roland Jaycocks.

Roland.

Hey, Roland.

Great to meet you.

- You can call me Jimmy.

- Jimmy, absolutely.

Uh, hello.

Please, come on in.

Oh, well, thank you.

God, what was it like climbing that billboard? Must have been pretty scary, huh? Guy needed help, that's all.

You know, if I could do it, anybody could.

Well, my hat is off to you.

So, here we are.

and patent law is something you Oh, yeah.

In fact, I do so many patent cases, I should probably just go ahead and specialize already.

So, what do we got? - Uh, I feel silly asking this.

- Yeah.

but before I show you my invention, would you mind signing a non-disclosure agreement? You got it.

No problem.

It's my idea of a lifetime.

If Fisher-Price or Playskool ever got their hands on this No worries.

You ready? I may have seen one of these before.

Not like this.

This one has this little unit I've added.

This is my invention.

- Do you have children? - No.