Well, you're a wonderful chef, you know?
Aside from being super
talented with the
Yeah.
You got a good one, Chuck
I mean, lucky, lucky man.
- [Chuckles]
- Well, cheers to that.
Oh.
[Soft music plays]
[Clears throat]
[Coughs] Pardon me.
[Music continues]
- All right.
- [Bottle thumps lightly]
What's the difference
between a vacuum cleaner
and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
The vacuum cleaner has the
dirt bag on the inside.
[Both laugh]
[Chuckles] Aha, lawyer jokes.
I've only been in the mailroom a week,
and I've heard maybe a hundred.
- Yeah.
- It all comes from a place of affection.
Sure.
Of course.
What do you get when you cross
the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
- [Laughs]
- Very clever.
Never heard that one.
And believe me
I have nothing but the utmost
respect for your profession.
I mean, it's the pillar of Oh!
Why do they bury lawyers
under 20 feet of dirt?
Because deep down, they're
really good people.
[Laughs] [Chuckles]
Uh, w-what do you call a
lawyer with an IQ of 60?
- "Your Honor.
"
- [Chuckles]
What's the difference between
a tick and a lawyer?
REBECCA: Oh, no.
The tick falls off
when you're dead! Bam!
- [Laughs]
- Love that one.
You like that? [Chuckles] Just joking.
I want you to know how
seriously I take my job.
That's great.
I'm, uh, grateful for the Oh.
How many lawyers does it
take to change a light bulb?
Classic setup here.
Three one to climb the
ladder, one to shake it,
and one to sue the ladder company.
[Both laugh]
Comedy gold.
- I'm here all night!
- More.
Go, go.
[Laughs]
JIMMY: Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Dessert, anyone?
We have a homemade blueberry
crumble with vanilla ice cream.
Yeah, blueberry crumble
sounds terrific.
I love a fruit-based, uh, blueberry
- Wait.
I think I know one.
- Oh, bring it on.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, what do lawyers and
sperm have in common?
Oh, just Um.
3 million No, wait.
Um, 1 in 3 million
have a chance of becoming a human being.
a chance of becoming a human being.
[Both laugh]
Love that one.
[Chuckles]
[Laughs]
[Crickets chirping]
Well, that went well, don't you think?
Sure.
Thanks again.
I don't know what you
were worried about.
Jimmy's great.
Yeah.
No, he's
Yeah.
So, what's going on tomorrow?
[Inhales deeply]
Well, I've got the Gernstetter
deposition at 10:00,
back-to-back partner
meetings after lunch.
It shouldn't be a late one.
Thought any more about what's-her-name?
It's your reputation, too, you know?
[Sighs]
Well, we start the
Tchaikovsky on Monday,
so I'll see what kind of
mood she's in when we wrap.
Smart.
[Inhales deeply]
What do you call 25 attorneys
buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.
What?
[Inhales sharply]
Oh, oh, oh.
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
Mm.
[Crickets chirping]
[Printer whirring]
[Cellphone beeps]
[Dialing]
[Ringing]
KIM: Hello.
You've reached the
voicemail of Kim Wexler.
Please leave me a message, and I'll
get back to you as soon as I can.
[ Beep] It's me again.
Look, I think I found something
that could help get you outta there.
I'm gonna make things right.
Call me, would you?
[Cellphone beeps]
[Whirring continues]
[Printer beeps]
[Sighs]
ERIN: Hi.
Whoa!
Sorry.
I didn't mean to sneak up on you.
[Sighs]
- I just thought everyone was gone.
- Nope.
I'm here late most nights.
Ah.
By the way, I noticed in your office
you threw away a soda can.
You're going through my trash?
No.
[Chuckles]
I was just dropping off
papers at lunchtime,
and I happened to notice
it in your trash can.
I fished it out, so it's fine.
Office cans are for recyclable paper
there's a separate big can
in the kitchen for plastic,
glass, and aluminum.
We take our ecological footprint
pretty seriously here.
- [Printer beeps]
- Okay, so, the big can
is where I should throw
my empty Scotch bottles.
[Chuckles] No, I-I get it.
Go green.
Good.
Was there anything else?
Yeah, one quick thing.
I have the
brief you gave Cliff this morning
the Plaintiff's Opposition
to the Defendant's Motion?
I have a few notes.
I think they're pretty clear,
but it's probably easier if we
just go over them together.
Jesus.
Th-Those are Cliff's?
No, they're my notes.
I'd love go to over them
now, if you have a minute.
It looks worse than it is.
It's It's just that we have
a particular house style.
Okay, no offense,
but, uh, you're a second-year
associate, right?
- Yep.
- And I came in as a fourth-year.
That's right.
So, why is a second-year
giving notes to a fourth-year?
Well, like I said, I
know the house style.
Does Cliff have you babysitting me?
No.
This is just one associate
helping another.
Like here, the Roman numeral headings
we use all caps for those.
And you indented them,
which is perfectly fine,
but Cliff likes them centered.
Oh, and before I forget,
we put two spaces after a
period on all our documents.
I know it seems like a minor thing,
but really looks so much
cleaner on the page.
You went a tad overboard
with the quotations.
It's okay to present a quote
from a controlling legal opinion,
but when you use too many,
it disrupts the flow of your argument,
and it gives the impression
you don't know how to write
an argument of your own.
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