7. Expenses (第3季)【完整台词】

1 Previously on AMC's "Better Call Saul" I want a new front.

My father is a simple man.

You will teach him.

[Coughs] Tonight, I celebrate with the world's best attorney.

Have you given any thought to what you're gonna do for the next year? I'm out 4,000 bucks.

So you're gonna keep paying for half a law office even though you're not practicing law? I'll hold up my end, you hold up yours.

I'm selling advertising why not advertise? What commercial did you run? I made a new one.

[Footsteps approach] [Birds chirping] [Footsteps approach] [Slurps] [Footsteps approach] [Vehicle door opens, closes] [Footsteps approach] [Vehicle door opens, closes] [Vehicle door opens, closes] [Vehicle door opens, closes] [Man clears throat] [Vehicle approaching] [Brakes squeal] [Sniffles] Name? Um.

[Clears throat] James McGill.

[Sniffles] Bring your card? Yeah.

[Sighs] [Clears throat] Sign there.

[Horn honks in distance] Can I read it first? It's just a waiver.

We're not responsible if you hurt yourself.

[Train whistle blows in distance] [Sighs] [Engine rumbling] [Gearshift clicks, door creaks] [Engine shuts off] [Wind whistling] [Vehicles passing] [Scoffs] [Cellphone vibrating] Good morning.

Saul Goodman Productions.

T-that's right.

We, uh we do it all we write it, shoot it, get ya on the air for one low, low price.

May I ask what business you have? Computer repair? That is a perfect business to advertise on television because, you know, computers are our future.

[Chuckles] Uh yes, well, our rates are - [Trucks engines rumbling] - Ah! Sorry.

That was, uh, one of our trucks.

We're, uh, location shooting today.

It's a big production, actually.

Our usual rate is one commercial, one airing $850, but you're in luck today, we have a one-time special.

Our Elite package.

Seven commercials, seven airings for forty forty-six hundred dollars.

Yeah.

Forty-six hundred dollars.

And we can a Hello? Hello? [Cellphone beeps] [Engines rumbling] No, I didn't, because you keep putting me on hold.

[Vehicle passing] Okay, my situ Hello? My sit yes, my situation is this.

I two months ago, I paid for a full year, uh, but, due to unforeseen circumstances, I'm not gonna be a lawyer for the next 12 months.

- [Vehicle passing] - [Sighs] Uh-huh.

Yes, suspended.

So I'm not practicing, so I don't need malpractice insurance, and I'd like to speak to someone about a refund.

But y well, then, may I please speak to someone who can make a decision? No, no, no.

Don't put me on hold again, please.

He Hello? He [Vehicle passing] [Horn honks] [Whistle blowing] [Vehicle passing] Wait a minute.

This says 30 minutes.

Yep.

We were out here for four hours.

You were on your phone.

You knew the rules when you signed up.

But I collected more garbage than anybody out here.

I have to be able to conduct business to earn a living.

No.

[Scoffs] What do you mean "no"? Think of community service as your jail time.

No phones allowed in jail.

W-w-well, hold on there, buddy.

I mean, who do you think you are, huh? Y-y-you think you can treat us like this? Yeah? We're out here for the good of the great city of Albuquerque not for you.

You're not our lord and master.

You don't get to sit back and decide who's worthy and who isn't.

Am I right? Dude, are you gonna get in the van or what? C'mon.

30 minutes? That stuff's not right.

You can do better than that.

[Sighs] We could make it zero.

[Sighing] [Paper rustles] [Sighs] [Horn blares] [Vehicle approaching] [Brakes squeal] [Door opens] [Engine shuts off] [Trunk creaks] [Engine starts] [Keys jingling] [Engine sputtering] Come on.

Come on! - [Sputtering continues] - Come on, baby! Ohh! [Sighs] [Engine starts] - Yes! - [Gearshift clicks] [Engine revs, exhaust pops] So come on down to Duke City Recliners and put your feet up! Mention this ad and get 10% off your first purchase.

And cut.

Great! How was that? - Good for camera.

- Sound was good.

Yep.

- Thank you.

That was great.

- Hold up.

Hold up.

I wanna do one more.

Was that okay? [Clicks tongue] It was great, uh, but I just I want I want you to connect more with the audience.

Like you're talking to a friend.

Look into that lens and see a friend.

Can you do that? I mean, think of a specific friend.

- Do you see him? - Yes.

Okay.

Who is he? - My friend Ron.

- Great.

Look into that lens and see Ron.

And just two guys, just chattin' about chairs.

- [Sighs, sniffles] - D-don't think about it.

Just throw it away.

Last looks.

Roll sound.

Sound speed.

- Camera? - Cam camera set.

And havin' a conversation with your good friend Ron.

Just a couple of guys talkin'.

And you got some very exciting news about the recliners that you've been dyin' to share with him.

And action.

So come on down to Duke City Recliners and put your feet up! Mention this ad and get 10% off your first purchase.

And cut! Great! That's the one! Check the gate! How did that feel?! Good, I guess.

What what did you think? Good! So good! Just very, very - just great! - It was very nice.

Listen, you are on a roll, my friend.

I say we strike while the iron is hot.

Remember that other offer we discussed? More commercials at the discounted rate? Got my whole crew here.

We could bang out seven more and give you a run that'll make you a household name.

- Waddya say? - But, Mr.

Goodman, I love the idea of more commercials, but I just can't swing it.

- My wife didn't want me to do this one.

- You know what? They say you gotta spend money to make money.

And, uh [Chuckles] and I tell ya what you got a chance here to potentially spike your sales by hundreds hell, thousands of new customers who'd never even heard of Duke City Recliners.

- What do ya say? - Sure, s-sure.

B-but but like I said [Sighs] I only have enough to pay for the one.

[Sighs] Well, you know what? I like you, and I wanna help.