I'm pretty sure you're
gonna give me my hours.
Oh, yeah?
And how do you figure that?
'Cause if you don't, I'm gonna sue you.
[Chuckles]
Hate to break it to you, smart guy,
but you signed a waiver.
I signed a waiver with the city.
But I'm not suing the city.
I'm suing you! Personally!
You can't do that.
Buddy
[Groans]
this is the land of the free
and the home of the lawsuit
I sure as shootin' can.
And you know what?
I think I'll bring that guy in with me
and make it a class-action thing.
What's he got to do with it?
You knowingly prevented him from
visiting his child in the hospital.
If that isn't intentional infliction
of emotional distress, what is?
That's crazy.
[Chuckling] Crazy hasn't even started.
I can also sue you for failure to
approve community-service hours
that's a direct violation of your duties
as an agent of the state of New Mexico.
I'm only doin' my job
And just for tickles, maybe I throw in
failure to treat and mitigate
damages suffered by me
due to injuries sustained
under your watch.
- Injury?
- My back.
You're full of shit.
- The waiver clearly states
- [Chuckling] Now, that waiver's
gonna make Swiss cheese look solid.
And in a personal lawsuit,
it's a fart in the wind.
[Wind rushing]
You're never gonna win that.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
In order to find out, we
gotta do some math.
Let's see.
A lawyer's gonna cost you
about 90 bucks an hour.
You're looking at 8 to 12
months of litigation, minimum.
I'll represent myself.
[Chuckling] Great! Bring it on.
You got a car? You got a house?
A pension? Kiss it all goodbye.
Look, out here, you might
be King Douche-nozzle,
but in court, you are little people.
Look, the judge and I
we'll gladly spend the next
five years in the courtroom.
But for you, it's expensive.
It's very, very expensive.
It's third-mortgage expensive.
So I'm offering you a simple choice.
You can go to your wife.
You can explain to her
you're about to lose your job,
your pension, and whatever
pinhole of a reputation
you've got at the bowling
alley on Glow-ball Sundays,
or let my friend here visit his
sick daughter in the hospital,
and you can let me rest my back
on this sacred, now
litter-free New Mexico soil.
Oh, and we keep our hours.
[Wind rushing]
[Vehicles passing]
Fine.
Asshole.
Well, go on!
Get outta here.
[Chuckles]
Hey, man.
That was some Jedi
mind shit right there!
[Chuckles]
[Wind rushing]
The best $700 I done ever spent.
Here you go.
I'm out.
[Cellphone dialing]
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, I'm on my way.
Yeah, yeah.
[Wind rushing]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Insects chirping]
[Vehicle passes]
[Keys jingling]
Mike: I've got a problem I
think you can help me with.
I've got cash I can't spend.
About $200,000.
If anything happens to me,
my family'll never see it.
Now, it seems to me
you opened this place
to solve a similar problem.
And you think that solution
could be applied to you.
As a one-time arrangement.
It would be unwise for us
to be publicly associated,
wouldn't you agree?
Because of the Salamancas.
If they were to take notice,
there would be
consequences for both of us.
[Sighs]
I'm thinking a paper transaction.
Even so.
Perhaps there is a way.
One with a degree more
difficulty.
But one I may be able to arrange.
Would 20% overcome this difficulty?
I would not take money from your family.
[Clock ticking]
[Chair scrapes]
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