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Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go!
We'll be there
A wink and a smile
and a great, old time
Yeah, we'll be there
Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found
We'll be there
when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug
and a smile
We'll be there
[Music]
Announcer: Welcome to
Bro Brawl
the action-packed show
that tests your skill, strength,
and brotherhood to determine
who are the ultimate bros.
And now here's the star
of our show
Brody Brogan!
[cheering]
'Sup, everybody?
Are you ready for
Bro Brawl?
I love you, Brody!
Whoo!
We have another exciting one
coming at you today.
Give it up for Grizz, Panda,
and Ice Cube!
Hey, everyone! Hello!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
And our other team of brothers
are actually roommates.
Give it up for Griff, Issac,
and Tom!
Hey, what's up, everybody?
- Huh?
- Huh?
Wh-What?
Twinsies!
Hm? Wait.
- Huh? Panda?
- Huh? Oop!
- What are you Oop!
- What are you Oop!
- Uh, how did you Oop!
- Uh, how did you Oop!
Wait, you go first.
Okay.
What
What are you doing here?
I'm here to kidnap you again.
- What?!
- I'm just kidding.
- Ouch!
- No fraternizing with enemy.
Well, lookie here!
Seems like our friends Tom
and Panda have met before.
Awkward!
Now, let's get to know our bros.
Bears, tell us about yourselves.
Well, I'm happily self-unemployed,
- taking care of my two baby bros.
- Ice Bear likes to cook.
And I am single and ready
to mingle.
[Chuckles]
[Coughs]
[Forced chuckle]
How about our next group of guys?
Hey, what's up?
I'm Griff.
I'm a renegade cop
who protects the streets
- and keeps them clean.
- Issac is a five-star chef.
And I have a girlfriend!
[Cheers and applause]
What?
And now our bros
are ready to battle it out
because the winner gets
to go home to
a brand-new smart apartment
[cheering]
with an indoor basketball court,
a fully-stocked kitchen,
and upstairs, a private art studio.
[Gasps] That is the sickest
pad I've ever seen!
Guys, we gotta win this!
We need that apartment so bad!
Ice Bear needs dream fridge
and personal space.
All right, folks, it's time
for another round of Bro Brawl!
Announcer: Bro Brawl!
All right, bros, we're got Grizz
and Griff up first.
For two points, let's see
who can help their bros
cross the street while fending
off bullies along the way.
Awe, sweet! I've done police
tactical training just like this.
- Uh same!
- But be warned
not everyone
is out to get your bros.
So, don't hurt
the innocent bystanders.
Got it? Good?
Bros, take your marks.
Get set.
Bro!
[Air horn blows]
[Panting]
I'm mean.
[Grunts]
[Panting]
'Sup, killa?
[Grunts]
[Panting]
[Grunts]
[Screams]
Muffins, time for breakfast!
[Grunts]
[Buzzer]
Brody: Oh! Bad call, Grizz.
Clearly someone's grandma
and not a bully.
Oh, no!
That was an accident!
Oh!
[Buzzer]
Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry!
- Oh!
- [Grunts] Noooooo!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Panting]
[Grunting]
[Screams]
- Mwah!
- Oh! [Audience "Awws"]
Whoo!
[Air horn blows]
Well, it's pretty clear
who won this challenge.
Let's give it up for Griff!
Uh, guys? Help!
[Cats meowing]
Announcer: Bro Brawl!
All right, dudes,
this round is about your skill,
not only as a brother
but in the kitchen.
Ice Bear will mince you
like fresh garlic.
Issac will flambé you
like baked Alaska.
Your challenge today is to cook
only with what's available.
[music]
The best chef will be awarded
four points.
On your mark.
Get set.
Bro!
[music]
These are some unbelievable
moves performed by both bros.
Slicing and dicing
like it's second nature.
[Audience "Ahhs"]
They're turning up the heat.
Blood, sweat, and tears
these are the ingredients
to make the perfect bro.
Never in my years as a host
have I seen a more fierce
competition, folks.
We are down
to the last few seconds.
Join me in the countdown!
7 6 5 4 3 2 1!
[Air horn blows]
Time's up, bros!
[Both panting]
To judge this course, I'd like
to introduce my own brother,
Broseph Brogan!
It's an honor to be here, bro.
[cheering]
Now, let's give
these meals a try.
First up, we've got Issac.
Mmm.
Mmm! Mmm!
- Delicious!
- Ahh
- Next is Ice Cube.
- Mmm!
Wow, these two dishes
are simply amazing.
It's so close, I might have
to go with a tie
[Coughs] Oh, man.
[Audience murmurs]
Maybe not.
Well, that was unpleasant.
Looks like the winner is Team Issac.
[Cheers and applause]
Brody: Ooh, things do not look
good for Team Bears,
but who knows what will happen
in our next challenge
that is worth 6 points!
All right, Panda and Tom,
let's begin your challenge!
Awe, heck yes!
It's Tom time!
Audience:
Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
[Laughs]
That's me! Tom!
A good brother
knows it's important
for bros to express themselves.
That's why our next challenge
is about fashion!
[Cheering]
Man: Looking good, Brody!
You'll have two minutes to get
your bros looking fresh.
The bros
with the best looks wins!
Ready get set
bro!
[Air horn blows]
- I'll clothe you, brothers!
- Ah!
Uh, fashion fashion
Looks like Team Panda is off
to a rough start,
- but look at Tom go!
- Yes! I found jorts!
Oh, come on, Panda!
Focus!
You can do this!
You've trained for this!
[Heart beating]
[music]
[chimes]
Oh!
I know what to do!
And it looks like both bros
have found their groove!
But that clock is ticking fast.
[music]
Strut that thang
That thang
One more time
Come on and do it
Side to side
- # Flex those hips #
- Just a few seconds remain!
5 4 3 2 1!
[Air horn blows]
Times up!
Let's see how they did, folks.
Team Panda, these are some
extremely fine-looking bros!
[Gasps]
[Cheering]
Ice Bear likes wearing outfit
almost as much as being nude.
Team Tom, I'm impressed
with how bad these outfits are!
[Sad chord plays]
Oh.
Uh, I think this shirt is pants.
Looks like both teams will be
moving to the final round.
We'll be right back
after these messages.
Announcer: Bro Brawl!
Whoa!
Great job, Panda!
Ah! I never realized
you had so much talent!
- Ice Bear's ready for catwalk.
- Ahh, thanks, guys.
I feel like we might actually
be able to do this!
I'm gonna go use the bathroom
before the final round.
Man, we look good.
Hey, Brody, can we keep these outfits?
[Laughs]
Absolutely not!
[Humming]
[Sobbing]
Huh? Hey?
He Hey, is someone here?
[Sobbing continues]
No!
- Tom?
- Don't look at me!
Oh, Tom, don't cry.
Your outfits weren't that bad.
That That's not it.
[Sniffles]
[Blows noise]
Y-You don't get it, Panda.
I-If you lose,
you still get to go home
and be with your bros.
[Sniffles]
If I lose, I won't have bros
or a home anymore!
What are you talking about?
[Sniffles]
It's It's our apartment.
We can't afford it anymore.
If we don't win this new one,
we're going to have to split up.
- I don't want to lose my bros.
- Oh, Tom.
- I'm sure it'll be okay.
Maybe you could che
- [Door opens] Evan: Hey, guys.
Crying time's over.
Need you back on set.
Announcer: Bro Brawl!
It's almost time
for our bros to face off
in the new super-secret-brotasticle
obstacle course!
Okay, bros, let's do our best
and win that sweet pad.
Ice Bear ready to kick bro butt.
Oh, and we could throw a huge
victory party at our new place!
- Panda, you okay?
- What? Yeah! No, I'm great!
Yep, let's do this thing.
- 1, 2, 3
- All: Bears!
Brody: And our first bros
get into position.
Hm.
Get ready get set
bro!
[Air horn blows]
And they're off!
They'll scale the tower of dirty
dishes to retrieve flag number 1.
And it's neck and neck
as they pass off their flags.
They will dive into the tub
and unplug the bathroom drain
to find flag number 2.
Wow, they sure made quick work
of that challenge!
And they pass to the final bros!
First, they'll have to make it
through the greasy, old pizza box.
Blech!
What is this even made of?
Aw!
Next, they'll scale the stack
of overdue library books
featuring a copy of my new memoir.
And they're still neck and neck
going into
the dirty laundry obstacle.
Aah!
Now they just have to make it
over the pit
of dirty underwear.
[Grunts]
[Laughs]
[Panting]
- Oh!
- Huh?
Oh Aah!
- Aah! So unclean!
- Huh? Oh
I don't want to lose my bros.
- Huh? Tom!
- We won't even have a home.
That's me! Tom!
[Crying]
Ugh!
Oh, no! I've been caught
by a terrible sock monster!
Oh, no!
Brody: I can't believe it! And
Tom wins at the last second!
[Air horn blows]
It's a bro-miracle!
Congratulations, bros.
Looks like tonight
you'll be going home
to your brand-new luxury
apartment! [Air horn blows]
- Hey, guys, are you mad at me?
- Nah, they look really happy.
[Cheering, laughter]
Come here, Tom!
- Yeah.
- You're a good bro, Panda.
Well, folks,
don't forget to join us again
next week where we'll have
a team of old bros
face off against a team of baby bros.
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