In fact, at a recent Young
Baptist Leaders Conference,
I attended a seminar on
satanic leisure activities.
And?
And the important lesson is,
rather than have a parent
or authority figure
take the offending game away,
let God remove it, root and stem.
Question, PJ.
Uh, how's
the big guy do that?
Simple, Sheldon needs to start
attending Sunday school.
If he likes books
with demons and devils,
I've got one that will blow his mind.
What book is that?
The Bible, George.
Sure, yeah.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
Although, I am concerned
that we may get a little
pushback from Sheldon.
A little?
No, I won't go.
I don't believe in God.
Well, now, what you
believe in is not the point.
Mary, if I may
Sheldon, I understand you hope
to be a scientist someday.
Yes, sir.
Well, let me ask you a question.
You say you don't believe in God,
but what kind of scientist
comes to a conclusion
without first doing the research?
A bad scientist.
That's right.
So I'll see you Sunday morning at 8:00.
No, you won't.
I cast a second level spell
of invisibility on myself.
Well, that game isn't
making him any smarter.
Shelly, why aren't you asleep?
I'm studying for Sunday school.
You're reading the Bible?
That's wonderful.
I do have a question.
Sure, what?
Is there anyone in our town
from the Amalek tribe?
I don't know, why?
If there is, we're supposed
to kill them and their cows.
Well, no.
There's no Amaleks.
Told you.
PASTOR JEFF AND CHILDREN:
And lead us not
into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom
and the power and the glory
forever and forever.
And ever.
Amen.
- Amen!
- Very good.
Now before we get started this morning,
I want to introduce two new students,
Sheldon and Missy Cooper.
Let's give them a warm welcome.
(APPLAUSE)
Yes, Billy?
I know them.
Thank you, Billy.
You're welcome, Pastor Jeff.
Now, uh, last week,
we started talking
about the Gospel of John.
Does anybody have a notion
as to what God's getting
at in that passage?
Yes, Sheldon?
Chapter one, verse one states,
"In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God
and the Word was God.
â
Well done.
Thank you.
I read
the gospels last night.
Suck up.
Did you know when
the Bible says "the Word,â
they're translating the
Greek expression "logos,â
and logos means knowledge.
Sounds like someone has
a noggin full of "logos.
â
Yes, Billy?
They live on my block.
Terrific.
SPORTS ANNOUNCER: as Ellis
will come in to punt.
Five kicks, 38-yard average
I can't believe he's reading the Bible.
I know.
I'm actually grateful to that
Dungeons & Dragons game.
It helped lead him to God.
Ixnay on the Odskay.
I'm done.
You finished it?
All of it.
Ask me which
birds are kosher.
I'll bite.
Which birds are kosher?
Chickens, yes.
Quail, yes.
Owls, surprisingly no.
Well, there ain't a lot of meat
on them anyway.
MARY: Shelly,
I'm so happy you're taking
an interest in religion.
I am.
And I've decided
to explore other religions, too.
What's this, now?
Pastor Jeff encouraged me
to approach religion scientifically,
so it only makes sense
to enlarge my database.
MARY: No, your database
is Baptist.
That's all
the data you need.
Baptist data.
What other religions you considering?
SHELDON: Buddhist, Jewish,
Hindu, Catholic, all of them.
MARY: Nope.
Nope.
That's not happening.
Well, why? As an American, don't
I have freedom of religion?
Um
Those dungeons and dragons
are looking pretty good
right now, aren't they?
I'm also looking into voodoo.
Tam, you're Catholic, right?
Yes.
Explain it to me.
Explain what?
Well, for starters, who do you pray to?
I guess, Jesus, God and Mary.
Jesus isn't God?
No, he's his son.
But you do eat him, and drink his blood.
Oh, there's also a ghost,
but not the scary kind.
Like Casper?
Exactly.
And how does the pope work?
Well,
the pope lives in Italy.
He has a special car,
and a big pointy hat.
It's a wonderful hat.
And is there anything else
I should know about?
Every once in a while,
you have to confess your sins
to a priest.
Not me, I don't have any sins.
Then you have the sin of pride.
Your religion is making me feel bad.
That's how you know it's working.
(CART ROLLING)
Ms.
Hutchins, what's your religion?
I'm a Mormon, why?
I'm conducting a research project.
Can you tell me about being a Mormon?
Well, it started in New York,
when a man found gold plates
buried underground.
The plates said that,
when we die, we get to
go to our own planet.
Unless you're a woman,
then you have to go
to your husband's planet.
But that won't be a problem for me.
I don't have a husband.
All I have is a cat.
A big, mean cat.
Oh
Maybe I'll get to go to his planet.
Lonely Cheryl on Planet Cat.
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