I can't do that.
Why not?
'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
What's Nixon got to do with it?
What?
You said "bad president," like Nixon.
You know, this guy.
You going to apologize?
Dad!
Dad!
If you are, bring back meat!
Hey.
I hope you're happy.
Thank you, Georgie.
That's very kind.
Mom and Dad are
fighting because you want
to get a stupid computer.
What are you talking about?
Mom wanted to buy it for you,
Dad said they couldn't afford it,
Meemaw offered to pay for it,
and now I'm eating
pineapple spears for lunch.
I hate making my own lunch.
I'm sorry, Georgie, I didn't know.
Yeah, well, now you do.
What did you get?
A turkey sandwich Mom cut
in the shape of a heart,
a fruit cup, a brownie,
and a note from Meemaw
saying how much she loves me.
I haven't read it yet,
but I bet it's a lot.
I don't even have a can opener.
Oh, Sugar Apple, I love you so much.
Your affection for inanimate
objects frightens me.
I'm glad you're happy, Missy.
I'm even happier that I got a
toy, and Sheldon got nothin'.
Well, now, we're not exactly
done shopping.
Sheldon, you still want that computer?
I thought we couldn't afford it.
Don't you worry about that.
Do you want it or not?
More than anything.
All right, then, let's go get it.
Wait.
He gets a computer
and I get a lousy toy?
I thought you liked it.
Not anymore.
Where's the water come out of?
Well, seeing as that's
the dryer, nowhere.
Hmm.
So this one's the washer?
No foolin' you.
What are you doing?
Separating the whites from the colors.
Whoa, that's racist.
How did I get a rocket
scientist for one son
- and a rodeo clown for the other?
- Oh, man.
I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown.
They make people happy,
and they see the rodeo for free.
Mmm.
The home computer I had long coveted
was finally in my possession,
but it was also destroying my home.
Thankfully, it came pre-loaded
with a program to help
solve personal problems.
Hello, I am Eliza.
My parents
are fighting
a lot.
I see.
Can you elaborate on that?
My mother
bought me
this
computer
but
my dad says we can't
afford it.
Do you have issues with your mother?
Mmm No.
She makes me
spaghetti
with hot dogs
cut up in it.
Can you elaborate on that?
Are you
going to help me or not?
Hello, I am Eliza.
The future might be overrated.
Okay, water's definitely on.
Try it now.
We want delicate or regular?
It doesn't matter, just turn it on.
Let's go with delicate to be safe.
Nothin'.
Damn it.
Wait, I know what to do.
What?
Go across the street
and apologize to Mom.
I got nothin' to apologize for.
You don't have to mean it.
I never do.
Georgie, just mind your business.
Okay, sorry.
In case you were wondering,
I didn't mean that.
See how easy it is?
These home computers are amazing.
I could start a real
bookkeeping business
with that thing.
And that would go a
long way to giving you
the financial independence
you're looking for.
Darn tootin'.
Just for your information,
Sheldon is using the computer right now
to try and fix your marriage.
Really?
What did it say?
It said
"Get out of your mother's house.
"
- Mom.
- I'm serious.
I want a cigarette, and I'm tired
of hiding behind the garage.
You think I should apologize to George?
Well, of course not.
That
would set a terrible precedent.
I think you should go back over there
to pick up some clothes for the kids
and be all cold and distant,
so he has to apologize to you.
Oh, that's not bad.
Do it.
I will.
Why you drinking tea?
Get out.
Oh, hello.
Hey.
Were you coming back, or?
Just to get some clothes for the kids.
Oh.
Were you coming to talk to me?
Well yeah.
I, um
wanted to apologize.
Really?
Want to go for a walk?
Talk a little?
Sure.
Hey, kids, come here.
Look at that.
It looks like your mom and
dad are gonna be all right.
Does this mean we're going home?
It appears so.
I didn't even get to
wear my earmuffs yet.
And this program will allow us
to track our family finances,
create a budget, and
prepare tax documents.
- That's impressive.
- Mmm.
Would you like to know how much money
you spend on beer annually?
- No.
- I would.
$936.
George.
If you switched to Hawaiian Punch,
we could live in a bigger house.
Hello, I am Eliza.
Eliza
Are you
hot?
In your fantasies, am I hot?
Oh yes.
You realize you're not
talking to a real person.
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