It was your motorcycle and you know it.
Good thing it wasn't
your masculine physique,
because that is long gone.
[CHUCKLING]
Why do you think I kept the motorcycle?
How come he gets to tie
up the phone and I can't?
Because what is happening
in there is called a miracle,
and God-fearing people do
not get in the way of those.
GEORGE SR.
: Hey, Georgie,
if you ever find a girlfriend,
maybe you can go on a double
date with your brother.
She's not his girlfriend.
And I can find one
I'm just not looking.
SHELDON: Yes, that was a geology joke.
We gotta get that Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue
away from him before he's
ruined forever.
[CHUCKLES]
SHELDON: Oh, Libby, Libby, Libby.
What is happening?
ADULT SHELDON: What was happening was,
like many men before me,
I was being seduced by the
exotic world of geology.
I want to rock
Rock
I want to rock
Rock
I want to rock
Rock
Turn it down
We searched for tektites
in a nearby ravine.
Tektites are natural glass
formed during meteorite impacts.
They also bear a close resemblance
to raccoon feces, so I wisely adopted
a "no touching tektites" policy.
No
So if you ask me
It's called perfect cleavage
when gypsum separates this cleanly.
I was so proud of Tam
for not making an
immature cleavage joke.
Look at me, I'm touching cleavage.
Until he made one.
And, like Mother Nature's piñata,
geodes contained a
secret surprise inside.
But you didn't have to suffer
through a birthday party to enjoy it.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
How's it going?
Well, I think I figured out the problem.
- What is it?
- [METAL CLATTERS]
I'm a terrible mechanic.
- What's up?
- Well,
Sheldon's been spending
quite a bit of time
with this Libby girl, lately.
Yeah, so?
So isn't he a little young
to be hanging with teenagers?
Oh, he's only young on the outside.
Inside, he's an old man.
I'm being serious.
So am I.
And with that bowtie, he's
old on the outside, too.
Sorry I bothered.
Hang on.
What did you think was gonna happen
when we sent him to high school?
I don't know, that he'd learn stuff,
and then, come back home
and be my baby forever.
Mare, it's good for him.
He may start college in a
couple years, what happens then?
Off the top of my head,
he and I share a dorm room.
You know I'd laugh at that if
I didn't kind of believe you.
What are you doing?
I need to use the bathroom, but
it can get uncivilized in there.
Anyone in there now?
I don't know.
I was afraid to find out.
Anybody in here?
Go ahead.
I'll stand guard.
Where have you been all my life?
I don't think so.
I gotta pee.
That's your problem.
Keep moving.
- Thank you.
- Happy to help.
Is there any chance you'd be available
to stand guard at 1:45?
You have a bathroom schedule?
You don't?
See you later.
ADULT SHELDON: Whoever said the
quickest way to a man's heart
is through his stomach
did not consider his tiny bladder.
I think the best space shuttle
name so far is Discovery.
What about Challenger?
- Too in-your-face.
- Atlantis?
A fictional island that
couldn't stay afloat?
I don't think so.
- There's the Enterprise.
- There is,
and it's on Star Trek, where it belongs.
LIBBY: You know they're
playing a space shuttle movie
at the Museum of Natural Science.
- It's in IMAX.
- I heard about that.
- The screen is supposed to be huge.
- They also have
a great geology exhibit.
Well, it's in Houston
- How are we gonna get there?
- I'll drive.
Oh, I would love to
see a movie with you.
Don't you need to ask
your parents first?
- No, Sheldon, I don't.
- But won't they worry where you are?
They'll be fine.
Count me in.
Glad you're not my son.
[SLURPING]
And now he wants to see a
movie in Houston with them.
Why Houston?
I don't know, it's in
MixMax or something.
So you're saying I got
to drive to Houston?
No.
This girl Libby's gonna drive.
Great.
It's not great, George.
I don't want my little boy in some car
with a teenager behind the wheel.
All high school kids drive.
Yeah? Well, I don't like it.
Would you let me get in a car
with a stranger when I was young?
Well, nobody ever asked you
out, so it didn't really matter.
[CHUCKLES]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
Hey.
I want to talk to you.
Hold on.
Let me bring
this into the station
so as not to disappoint my commuters.
They'd like to get
home to their families.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
I gave it a lot of thought,
and I'm afraid I can't allow you
to drive to Houston with your friends.
Why?
Well, honey, you're still a little boy.
I don't think it's right.
I'm not a little boy.
I'm a high school student.
I'm sorry, I made up my mind.
If you'd really like to see this movie,
I'm willing to drive you.
Maybe we could meet your friends there.
I don't want my mommy to take me.
Well, then, you're not going.
ADULT SHELDON: Anger is an ugly emotion.
Unbridled rage even more so.
And when it bubbled up inside me,
I channeled it the only way I knew how.
We're not gonna take it
I cleaned the house
like a man possessed.
We're not gonna take it
Anymore
We've got the right to choose it
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life
This is our song
I can't hear Oprah!
I don't care!
Don't pick our destiny
Sheldon, I need to get in there.
Poop at Meemaw's!
Oh, we're not gonna take it
[DEEP SQUEAKING]
We're not gonna take it
Anymore
You missed a spot, weirdo.
I see it.
Your gall is never-ending
We don't want nothin'
Not a thing from you
[GRUNTS]
Your life
What am I supposed to do with this?
[SHELDON GRUNTS]
Send him over to my house
before he runs out of gas.
- [CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]
All right, I'll make a deal with you.
I'm listening.
You can go to Houston with your friends,
but I want to meet this girl first.
That's very reasonable.
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