[CHUCKLES]
Welcome back.
Thank you for seeing us on
such short notice, Doctor.
Oh, not a problem.
Sheldon,
I remember you.
Do you remember me?
I remember everything.
Okay.
Uh, you two, make
yourselves comfortable.
Me and my main man Sheldon are gonna go
have a little chitchat in my office.
I don't like chitchat,
and I'm not your main man.
Right on.
Have fun.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Now, Sheldon, I understand
you've changed your mind
about being a scientist.
And you're gonna say I can't?
No.
I think that's great.
- You do?
- Yeah.
I think it's important
to keep your options open.
Let me tell you a little story
about an extremely smart young boy.
Me?
Me.
For the longest time,
I thought I was gonna be
a professional figure skater.
And then you became disenchanted
with the field like I did?
Exactly.
Someone skated right over my foot.
And that was that.
I'm not sure that's the same thing.
I'd say you lost your passion
the way I lost my big toe.
Hmm.
Don't draw in that.
Hey.
We're all done.
- How'd it go?
- Great.
I feel a lot better.
Well, that's just wonderful.
So, you're going back to science?
No.
In fact, I'm going as far
away from science as possible.
I plan to pursue the arts.
What kind of arts?
I've decided to become an actor.
Of course you have.
Why's he want to study acting?
The doctor encouraged him
to try something different.
Maybe he'll learn to act normal.
How about you learn to act nice?
You people don't appreciate
my sense of humor.
As long as he starts
behaving himself in school,
I don't care what he does.
You know, I actually did
a little community theater
back in my 20s.
Is that so?
I had a good part in Oklahoma.
I'm just a girl who can't say no.
Say no to what?
Well
To, uh, eating her vegetables.
It was fun.
But I'm pretty sure doing plays
is just an excuse to change in
front of each other backstage.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Theater folk just love
to take their clothes off.
How many people saw you naked?
A lot.
- Mom.
- Enough.
Y'all don't understand
my sense of humor, either.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Hello.
Are you Mr.
Lundy?
My father is Mr.
Lundy.
Well, then what should I call you?
I guess Mr.
Lundy.
My father's dead.
[LAUGHS]
I was told you're the head
of the drama department.
Mm-hmm, and the girls'
volleyball coach,
which, between us, is
the real drama department.
Was that a joke?
I thought so.
Can I help you?
I'm interested in becoming an actor.
Well, good for you.
You've come to the right place.
You know, I-I've been
a professional actor
for years and years.
Really? What have you been in?
Well, have you seen the
mattress madness commercials
on channel 68?
I'm soft and firm
in all the right places.
Wow.
You're famous.
Well, I
And I was Carbucketty
in the Dallas-Fort Worth Players
production of Cats.
[PURRS]
[LAUGHS] Did you see that?
No, I'm afraid of cats.
Well, you realize the
cats are just the actors.
I still wouldn't risk it.
You're an odd boy, but you make it work.
[CHUCKLES]
Anyway, uh, auditions are next week.
- You're welcome to come on by.
- Excellent.
I checked out a book on acting
so I should have the hang of it by then.
Well, I like that confidence.
Thank you.
Most people
find it off-putting.
I can see that.
ADULT SHELDON: To master
acting, I immersed myself
in all forms of the
genre, from silent films
to modern classics
to logic-defying experimental work.
It's great to stay up late
Why are they all singing?
[MOUTH FULL]: Because it's a musical.
But why can't they just say it?
Well, that wouldn't be
very musical, would it?
The stars were shining bright
And where is the music coming from?
You're thinking about it too much.
So, good morning
Good morning
And how do they all know the same dance?
- Come on.
- Moonpie.
To you and you and you and you.
ANNOUNCER: And it is intercepted.
Walking in is Kevin
Smith for the touchdown.
What are you looking for?
A brooch.
What's a brooch?
It's a piece of jewelry.
In my acting book, there's an exercise
where you look for a missing
brooch in a convincing way.
Why?
According to the story, it
was given to me by a friend
so I could afford to stay in
drama school, but now it's gone.
Well, good luck finding it.
Thanks.
Wait.
You really believed I
was looking for something.
I did it.
I'm an actor.
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