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ADULT SHELDON: In any ecosystem,
you'll find a delicate balance
between predator and prey.
Some well-known predators
include Panthera leo,
Ursus arctos,
and star of the 1987 film Predator,
Predator.
Now, examples of prey
include Oryctolagus cuniculus,
Gallus gallus domesticus,
and weighing in at 58
pounds soaking wet,
Diminutive homo novus
Curiously, a close relative
of Gallus gallus domesticus.
Two, three, four
["FIX ME" BY BLACK FLAG PLAYS]
[KIDS SHOUTING]
Fix me, fix my head
Fix me please, I don't
want to be dead
LUIS: Cooper.
Your stop.
Would you mind dropping
me off closer to my house?
You know I'm not allowed to do that.
What if I did your taxes?
Sorry, kiddo.
I could've gotten you a nice refund.
ADULT SHELDON: The perilous journey
from the bus stop to my front door
was 97.
5 meters.
FYI, insisting on
using the metric system
in East Texas is another reason
I was hunted by predators.
[PANTING] Homo novus needs a Yoo-hoo.
Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a mighty little man
Jiu-jitsu?
I've decided to learn self-defense.
- Why?
- I'm quite small,
and will be for several years,
maybe even more if I'm a late bloomer.
Your dad's big, maybe
you'll take after him.
We both like my mom.
I think that's where
the similarities end.
You know, one of the books mentioned
a Vietnamese martial art.
Vovinam.
I'm a blue belt.
- Wow.
- Don't be impressed.
It's what you get when
your mom buys the uniform.
Do you remember any of it?
I don't even know where the belt is.
The book says jiu-jitsu
is based on using your attacker's
momentum against them.
It's just physics.
Come at me.
Like, run at you?
Well, I'm new to this, so
maybe just walk quickly.
And what happens when I get to you?
I'll use your inertia to take you down.
Okay.
Hit it
It takes two to make a thing go right
[GRUNTING]
And when does inertia take me down?
[STRAINING]: Any second.
I got an idea that I wanna share
You don't like it, so
what? I don't care
I don't understand.
I'm using physics.
[GRUNTING]
All of my followers 'cause
all I want is respect
This leg lock is called
an Outside Ashi Garami.
What happens next?
That depends, is this your foot or mine?
It takes two to make it outta sight.
LUIS: Cooper.
Your stop.
[PANTING]
Ahh.
I bowled a new high score last night.
Nice.
- I got two turkeys.
- What's a turkey?
It's three strikes in a row.
Why do they call it a turkey?
Well, when they first invented bowling,
they used to just throw
frozen turkeys at the pins.
Eventually, they switched to balls
to cut down on the smell.
Why you lying to her?
I find it keeps my mind sharp.
[CHUCKLES]
Sheldon, breakfast!
SHELDON: Be right there!
MARY: Sheldon!
Coming!
[RUSTLING]
Hello.
MARY: Shelly, you all right?
Yes.
I must be a little sore
from doing jiu-jitsu with Tam yesterday.
Why were you doing jiu-jitsu?
We're boys.
Roughhousing is what we do.
[POPPING]
- What was that?
- What was what?
That sound.
What sound?
[POPPING]
What's all this?
An extra layer of protection.
Protection from what?
Sweetie, is someone bothering you?
- Yes.
- Who is it?
I'd rather not talk about it.
No, I want a name right now.
Mary.
Have you been hurting him?
Only with my words.
Tell me who it is, Shelly.
Mary, slow down.
Don't tell me to slow down.
- Someone is bullying him.
- Okay.
Okay.
Sheldon, you can't go to
school wearing all that.
Go to your room and take it off.
Yes, sir.
[RUSTLING, POPPING]
You go with him.
But my cereal's gonna get soggy.
- Go.
- [SIGHS]
I'd like one nice morning.
Why aren't you more upset about this?
I am.
I just think we
should proceed with caution.
- Someone is hurting our son.
- I understand.
But handling bullies is tricky.
It
It's easy to make things worse.
And what makes you the expert?
Honey, I was a bully.
MEEMAW: He's right.
You get involved in
this in the wrong way,
and they'll take it out on Sheldon.
Well, I'm sorry, but
I can't just stand by.
Georgie, I need to talk
to you, and wake up,
you're gonna be late.
Got it covered.
I slept in my clothes.
Oh, Lord.
Look, somebody has
been picking on your brother.
You know anything about it?
No.
You better not be covering for anybody.
I'm not.
Most kids at school ignore him,
and the girls all think he's cute.
It's kind of annoying.
Well, I need you to look after him.
Why?
Because I'm your mother,
and I'm asking you nicely.
What if I don't want to?
I don't care, you're doing it.
How was that nice?
So there I was flying above the city,
but when I woke up, I couldn't fly.
That's like the dream you had
where you were dating Madonna,
but when you woke up, you weren't.
Exactly.
You ever have the ones where
your teeth are falling out?
Better my teeth than my hair, but
- Sheldon?
- Over here.
- What are you doing?
- Hiding.
From who?
Is Billy the one giving you trouble?
No.
His dad?
No
No.
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