Hello, Randall.
I would
like to apply for a job.
- You would?
- Yes.
I need to earn money so
I can apply to Harvard.
I thought about going to Harvard,
but then I realized
The Shack is my passion.
So can I work here?
Excuse me.
How much RAM
does this computer have?
Um, I can check on that for you.
It comes with 640 kilobytes,
but it's expandable up to 768.
Well?
Do you even have a résumé?
No, but I have a report card
that'll knock your socks off.
And what's the processor speed?
It has the Intel 8286, so ten megahertz.
Sorry, Sheldon.
I think it's against company
policy to hire little kids.
But people say I'm like
an old man all the time.
Hey, I'm one of 'em, but
the answer's still no.
ADULT SHELDON: When people wonder
why Radio Shack eventually
went out of business,
you can point to this moment.
[ELECTRONIC DOOR CHIME SOUNDS]
Meemaw?
Meemaw?
Hey! Looking sharp.
You're not gonna try to sell
me a set of knives, are you?
No.
It's a joke.
'Cause of the suit.
Okay.
I need money for my Harvard application,
and was wondering if there
are any jobs I could do.
Hmm.
My yard could use a little weeding.
I'm not terribly fond of outdoor work.
Plus, that garden gnome terrifies me.
Ernesto has that effect on people.
How much does the job pay?
Well, let me think.
How
about a dollar an hour?
- How about five dollars an hour?
- How about 50 cents an hour?
Wait a minute.
What just happened?
- I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a dollar.
- Thank you.
[LAUGHS QUIETLY]
[TV PLAYING QUIETLY]
Hey.
Hey.
You know how you think I
can't do anything for myself?
I do think that, yes.
Well, I have something
I'd like to show you.
You did some chores?
Come see for yourself.
I don't know if I'm ready
for another heart attack,
but here we go.
Feast your eyes.
You did all this?
I did.
You shoved everything in
the closet, didn't you?
Take a look.
I am impressed.
You should be.
There may be hope for you yet.
I thought that showed ingenuity.
- Okay, here you go.
- [WIND RUSHING]
I got you a shovel and
a bucket and some gloves.
Did you check the gloves for spiders?
Is this my first day as Meemaw?
ELMER FUDD [OVER TV]: It's not?
No.
It's duck-hunting season.
That, sir, is an
in-mitigated fabrication!
It's wabbit season! Duck season.
Not again.
What's wrong, baby?
I'm trying to hear about
duck season and wabbit season,
but they keep talking
about this stupid tornado.
MAN [OVER TV]: The National Weather
Service has issued a tornado watch
for the following counties: Angelina
[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]
Hey, Shelly, how's it going over there?
I hate everything about this.
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
You need to come home with me.
No.
I'm working.
There is a tornado watch.
Let's go!
Oh, come on, Mary.
We've had a watch
every day for two months,
nothing ever happens.
SHELDON: I think you're just worried
I'm earning the money to send
in my college application.
I am worried it is not
safe out here.
Let's go!
I can worry about my
own safety, thank you.
I don't care if you
think you're an adult.
I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.
[SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE]
Well, that ain't good.
You believe me now?
Mom?
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[GLASS SHATTERS IN DISTANCE]
- I'm scared!
- It's gonna be okay.
GEORGE SR.
: Georgie!
- Help me get this in front of the window.
- On it.
- Is this my bed?
- Yeah.
Aw, it took me an hour to make it.
[SIGHS]
You okay, Moonpie?
I'm all right.
- I'm not.
This is scary.
- We're gonna be fine.
This'll blow through in a few minutes.
[WIND HOWLING, DEBRIS
CLATTERING OUTSIDE]
I need to pee.
Can you hold it, baby?
We'll find out.
I'm not all right anymore!
Flashlights, guys!
What if it hits us and we all die?
It's not gonna hit us! I might hit you.
[THUNDER CRACKS]
But first, I'm gonna hold you.
[HOUSE RUMBLING, GLASS SHATTERS]
In the name of Jesus, I
place a hedge of protection
around this house and my family.
I command this storm
to skip over our home
in Jesus' name.
I wish peace
to every single person in this room
and declare that not
one of us will get hurt
in this storm, in Jesus' name!
[WIND HOWLING]
Pray harder!
Okay.
[THUNDER CRACKS]
[STORM FADES]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
ADULT SHELDON: The good news was
most of our neighborhood was spared.
MARY: Oh.
The bad news: my mother thought
she had something to do with it.
Looks like your house is okay.
You were just worried I might
have to come live with you.
Oh, I think the word you're
looking for is "terrified.
"
Hmm.
Better go check on it.
I'll come with you.
Be careful.
Mom?
Yeah, baby?
[DOOR OPENS]
You would not believe
the pee I just took.
I see skies of blue
For me and you
And I say to myself
What a wonderful world.
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