Ain't no woman like the one I've got
The trick to a
successful Szechuan dinner
is the Szechuan pepper.
Okay.
Now, you may notice
your lips and tongue getting numb.
Then why are we eating it?
'Cause it's yummy.
[CHUCKLES] Sure.
So, what were you doing
wandering around China?
Well, when I'm not doing
research or teaching,
I enjoy taking the path less traveled.
I'm guessing it's a bike path.
- As a matter of fact, it was.
- [CHUCKLES]
Everybody in China rides bicycles.
It's fantastic.
- Did you see the Great Wall?
- I did.
Interesting fact:
it's filled with the dead bodies
of the people who built it.
You don't say.
Hundreds of thousands of them.
Here, taste.
Can fill me up
If it's just the two of us,
why can't I eat watching TV?
'Cause you're having
dinner with your mother
and it's a chance for us to talk.
Sheldon's having dinner
and looking out the window.
- Want me to have him join us?
- No.
Then quit complaining.
So what do you want to talk about?
Um, I don't know.
How's school?
It's school, it's a turd fest.
Charming.
Are you dating anyone?
Nah, nobody up to my standards.
Sure.
Can I ask you a question?
Course, you can ask me anything.
Were you pregnant with
me when you married Dad?
Um why would you ask that?
Sheldon said so.
How would Sheldon know?
He did the math.
What math?
He said the time between my birthday
and your wedding day was six months.
Um yeah.
That's because you
were born premature.
I've seen my birth certificate,
it said I weighed nine pounds.
Yes, that's true.
You were a big fat preemie.
Let's talk about something else.
Why?
'Cause I'd very much like to.
And then Heather B
said she didn't want
to play tetherball
with Heather M anymore.
Wait.
Th-There's two Heathers?
Oh, yeah.
Which one's which?
Heather B is stuck up.
Heather M used to be stuck up,
but then she got a scoliosis brace.
Maybe she shouldn't
be playing tetherball.
That's what Heather B said.
This is delicious,
but you were not
kidding about the spice.
I'm about to break a sweat here.
[LAUGHS] Well, here's something
you might find interesting.
Spicy food is typically
found in warmer climates
because it induces sweating,
which in turn, cools people off.
So what does the runny nose do for me?
It allows me to, uh,
gallantly offer you my handkerchief.
You are such a gentleman.
When I was younger,
I read a book on etiquette.
That's how I know
that if I ever have an
audience at the Vatican,
I should wear evening
attire or a sack coat.
[LAUGHS] I don't know
what a sack coat is,
but I'm sure you'd look handsome in it.
Thank you.
You know, it's a long
bike ride at night.
If you want
you're welcome to stay.
No, it's fine, I-I have
a headlight on my bicycle.
Oh, sure, sure.
Although, I hear it might rain.
No worries.
I have a pocket poncho.
So you do.
John.
I'm inviting you
to spend the night.
Oh.
No, thank you.
Don't they make babies
that are born too soon
stay in the hospital?
Normally, yes, but you were born
with such a great head full of hair
that they sent you home with us.
That's the first thing
you've said that makes sense.
I'm glad we had dinner, this was nice.
Yeah, fun stuff.
Well, don't want to miss Who's The Boss.
Lord, forgive me for lying.
I'll tell him the truth
when he's 30.
Amen.
[WHO'S THE BOSS THEME MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
Your lobster, madam.
Thank you.
SERVER: Would you like
me to open it for her?
GEORGE SR.
: Oh, I got it, thanks.
- You all right?
- This thing's freaking me out.
Here, let me help you with that.
Here.
Okay.
The trick is not to make eye contact.
Tell him.
Here.
All right, now, we just snap her off
like that pop.
Grab this guy here,
and we crack the claw.
And then you take out a little meat
dunk it in some butter,
and then you eat it.
Holy moly.
It's good, huh?
Unbelievable.
I'll leave you to it.
No.
Sit with me.
Okay.
When I grow up, I'm gonna
eat lobster every night.
Well, hon, you better stay in
school and get a good education.
I was thinking I'd
just marry a rich guy.
Sure, that's a way to go.
Or a guy who works at Red Lobster.
That's another way to go.
You seem quiet.
Is everything okay?
Are you not interested in me?
Of course I am.
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