Doing what?
Oh, you know, praying,
helping the needy.
Your usual Christian activities.
Well, I'm okay with that.
Good.
So you, me and
God, we'll hang out.
Sounds good.
Okay.
See you later.
[CHUCKLES] See you.
I may be going to hell.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
So you're hoping to create an army
of super-intelligent children
who will do your bidding?
In a perfect world, yes.
You should spend more
time with my mother.
That's her goal, too.
SHELDON: Ooh, this is interesting.
According to Socrates,
all knowledge exists
within the student and
just needs to be drawn out
through skillful questioning.
Are you saying I knew that
before you even said it?
- I don't know, did you?
- Well, according
to Socrates, you do know
and the answer's inside you.
Well, then, ask me a skillful
question to draw it out.
Do you know if I knew before I knew?
No.
Hey, it works.
It does.
[CAMERA BEEPS, WHIRS]
I'm recording my findings
so that future generations
of mankind can understand
the steps I took to create
homo novus, "new man.
"
Of course, there's a strong
likelihood that my homo novi
might've wiped out
all future generations,
so I have no idea who's watching this.
What are you doing in here?
I'm keeping a video diary of my
experiment to create homo novus.
Homo what?
Novus.
It's Latin.
It means "new man.
"
Oh.
I guess that's okay.
Y-Your mom's at church.
W-What do you want for dinner?
I believe you know
what I want for dinner.
Is that right?
It's Thursday.
What does Mom always
make me on Thursdays?
Spaghetti and hot dogs?
Socrates.
Got to love him.
CONGREGATION: Then sings my soul
My savior God to Thee
How great Thou art
God to Thee
How great Thou art
How great Thou art
- How great Thou art
- Then sings my soul
My savior God to Thee
Then sings my soul
- How great Thou art
- My savior God to Thee
- How great Thou art.
- How great Thou art.
PASTOR JEFF: And now,
why don't we take a moment to pray,
uh, keeping in mind that our prayers
should not be for our own benefit,
but for our family, friends,
fellow Texans, Americans
of all races and religions
and the world.
Well, most of the world.
Y'all know what countries to pick.
MARY: Lord, please look after my family.
Give them everything they
need to be happy and healthy.
And this lovely young
girl with me tonight,
help her stay on the
path of righteousness.
VERONICA: God, please
look after my sister.
You can find her at the
women's correctional facility
in Lubbock.
Help her seek salvation in you
instead of cocaine,
marijuana and bass players.
GEORGIE: Jesus, I'm sure,
even from Heaven, you can see
how hot the girl sitting next to me is.
And I know I'm not supposed
to pray for myself,
but here's the deal: if you can get her
to fall in love with me, and you know,
make some bad decisions,
I swear I'll come to church every Sunday.
MARY: And thank you for
bringing Georgie tonight,
even though you and I
both know why he came.
Speaking of which, whatever
he's praying for right now,
ignore it.
VERONICA: And please protect
me from impure thoughts,
and teach me to respect
the sanctity of my body.
GEORGIE: Now if for instance she
and I were to go skinny dipping
and one thing were to lead to another
under the moonlit sky, get this:
not only do I become a devout Christian,
I will also bug everybody
I meet to do the same.
And you know I can be real annoying
when I set my mind to it.
MARY: Amen.
VERONICA: Amen.
GEORGIE: I'm gonna take
your silence as a yes.
Amen.
What are you working on?
A list of possible boyfriends
for my Cabbage Patch doll.
How do you think Celeste would
look next to Joey Lawrence?
I don't know who that is.
He's Blossom's brother.
I don't know who that is.
It's a show.
She wears hats.
Anyway, I've been doing some research,
and I've come to the
conclusion that I don't need
to teach you anything.
You already know everything.
Cool.
Your brain already contains all the math
that will ever be known.
I heard you and I said "cool.
"
Well, wouldn't you like to explore
that great treasure trove of knowledge?
That depends.
What's a trove?
We'll circle back to
that.
True or false?
At times, you have referred
to yourself as being dumb.
True.
And do you enjoy feeling that way?
No.
Well, let me change that.
I'm presenting you with an opportunity
to achieve the full
potential of your mind.
Are you gonna do some experiment
where we switch brains?
No.
'Cause I've seen it on Gilligan's Island
and I've seen it on The Flintstones
and it never goes well.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Ooh.
Gilligan.
Then sings my soul, my savior God
Oh, who do you think
you're fooling here?
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
Listen to me.
Veronica has
a rough family situation,
and she's trying to improve her life.
And I admire that.
Very inspirational.
Georgie,
believe me, I'm glad
to see you in a church,
but I do not want you taking
advantage of that girl.
Taking advantage? Veronica and I
are Bible buddies, nothing more.
- I'm serious.
- Right.
Maybe you should ask
yourself what's in you
that makes you see sin
in the hearts of others.
Okay, now you're pushing it.
Lord Jesus, please help
my mother with her anger.
- Can I get an amen?
- No.
Why do we need the camera?
So people in the future
can see your transformation.
[CAMERA BEEPS]
Where are you going?
To put on a dress for the future people.
Hello, people of the future.
My name is Missy Cooper and
this is my best friend Celeste.
[WHISPERS]: She's dating Joey Lawrence.
[SIGHS]
You want to hang out Saturday?
Can't.
I signed up to get baptized.
Oh, yeah.
I've been meaning to do that.
Well, why don't you join
me? We could do it together.
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