I'm friends with Tommy Clarkson.
Is that so?
Yes.
Hello, Tommy.
I have some unfortunate news.
- What's that?
- I boasted
to Jason Davies that you're my friend,
and things took an unexpected turn.
You're scheduled to
fight him at 3:00 p.
m.
on the basketball court.
I don't want to fight Jason Davies.
I don't think you have a
choice.
He was pretty adamant.
Fine, I'll deal with it.
You do have the option
of simply not showing up.
That's not how fights work, Sheldon.
Why? Do they take attendance?
[CLOCK TICKING]
What on Earth did you say to Missy?
- Why? What'd she do now?
- Nothing,
she was an angel.
I dropped her off at school,
and she hugged me in
front of her friends.
- Really?
- And not just any friends.
Heather M.
was there,
and that is a big deal.
I just gave her a little life advice.
Like what?
Nothing, just grandma stuff.
There you go again, being the good guy.
Mary, you need to know
you're doing a fantastic
job with those kids.
You really mean that?
- I really do.
- Thanks.
I can't remember the last time
someone said I was a good mom.
It's not a job that gets
a lot of compliments.
TAM: Look at this, my
mother left me a note.
"You can do better.
Mom.
"
Not "Love, Mom," not "XO, Mom,"
just "Mom.
"
ADULT SHELDON: While Tam prattled on
about some family nonsense,
I couldn't help but think about Tommy.
At 3:00 pm, he was going to
engage in a schoolyard battle
that was entirely my fault.
I had to find a way
to intervene, but how?
TAM: Ooh, a Nutter Butter.
Maybe she does love me.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- BOY: Face-punching time!
Jason, let's do it!
[CHANTING]: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
[JASON GROWLS]
Come on, Jason.
Kick his ass.
ADULT SHELDON: I didn't have
the physical stature to assist
Tommy in a brawl, but
I did have something
far more lethal:
my once in a generation brain.
[STUDENTS CHANTING]:
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
[CHEERING]
I didn't think you'd show up.
Well, I did.
Let's do this.
SHELDON: Stop!
You're not fighting
Tommy, you're fighting me.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, boy.
Unless you want to shake hands
and we all laugh about
this over a glass of milk.
I think I'd rather kick both your asses.
I was afraid you'd say that.
Are you familiar with the story
of David and Goliath from the Bible?
Yeah.
That's too bad.
I had a nice speech prepared.
I'll say it anyway.
You may have the size advantage,
but like David and his sling,
I also possess an air-based weapon.
So I'll give you one more chance.
Are you willing to step down?
[STUDENTS EXCLAIMING]
I'll tell you what:
you take the first
shot, then it's my turn.
Very well.
[RUBBER CREAKING]
Three
two
one.
Ow! Son of a bitch!
[LAUGHTER, CHEERING]
[GROWLS]
I'm going to run.
ADULT SHELDON: Conventional wisdom tells us
that when one stands up
to a bully, the bully
will inevitably back down and
respect you for your courage.
My experience suggests otherwise.
SHELDON: Hello? Hello?
ADULT SHELDON: When
Jason finally caught me,
he had the good sense not to
commit assault and battery.
This did not, however, prevent him
from imprisoning me in his locker.
Anybody?
That was a very long night.
It doesn't smell good in here.
Very long.
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