Shalom.
[SIGHS]
What's on your head?
- A yarmulke.
- A yama-what?
It's a special Jewish hat.
It reminds the wearer that
God is always over you.
[LAUGHING]
Mom.
Oh, come on, it's funny.
It's not funny and it's not a yarmulke.
It is a coaster I
crocheted at Bible camp.
Are you gonna say something to him?
Normally I would, but I got
bigger problems right now.
- Let's just say grace.
- SHELDON: Hold on.
Are these hot dogs kosher?
[LAUGHING, SNORTS]
[VIOLIN SCREECHING]
ADULT SHELDON: Over the next few days,
I continued to play the violin
in an effort to replicate the
mental prowess of Einstein.
I was asked to confine my
practice to the garage
by my father, mother,
sister and brother.
Meemaw was fine with me
practicing in the house,
but why would she care?
She doesn't live with us.
Hey, George.
Hey, Herschel.
Let me guess, you're here to complain
about Sheldon's violin playing.
Under normal circumstances,
I'd say yeah,
but since he started,
my chickens been dropping
eggs like crazy.
- That's weird.
- Hey, uh,
I hear congratulations are in order.
What's that you hear?
Maybe I didn't hear it.
Never mind.
It's all right.
Seems like everybody knows.
You don't seem terribly enthusiastic.
[SIGHS]
It's the money, Herschel.
It's all about the money.
[SIGHS] Well, there's only
one solution to that.
Which is?
You got to make more money.
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
Hey, I got to ask,
did that fiddle playing increase
the fertility in all the females
around here or just my
chickens? [CHUCKLES]
I was just throwing it
out there, never mind.
Wait here, I'm-a go get you some eggs.
- That's okay.
- You're getting eggs.
Guess I'm getting eggs.
PETERSEN: All right, George,
- what's so damn important?
- Well
I don't want to get into
the why's and wherefore's,
but I'm gonna need a raise.
Is this 'cause Mary's pregnant?
You got to be kidding me.
Does everybody in this damn
town know my business?
I just it was taking a guess.
- Tom.
- My wife told me.
Doesn't matter.
What do you say?
Are you threatening to
quit if you don't get it?
No, Tom, I'm threatening to rob a bank.
Okay.
All right, well,
let's not do that.
$100 a week do the trick?
Yes.
Thanks.
Bye.
[LINE RINGING]
RECEPTIONIST [OVER PHONE]: Temple Judea,
how can I help you?
Hello, I'd like to become Jewish.
Who would be in charge of that?
How old are you?
- I'm ten.
- Please hold.
["HAVA NAGILA" HOLD MUSIC PLAYS]
RABBI: Hello, this is
Rabbi Schneiderman.
To whom am I speaking?
Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.
Hello, Sheldon.
Um, how can I help you?
I'm currently a Baptist
and I'd like to convert to Judaism.
A Baptist named Sheldon.
Okay.
And why do you want to convert?
Very simple.
It's my intention to
become a great scientist
and I couldn't help but notice
most of the great scientists are Jewish,
so logic dictates it's
time to switch teams.
Well, I'm sure there are
many Baptist scientists
you could emulate.
That's kind of you to say,
but other than Cornelius
Drebbel in the 1500s,
it's pretty slim pickings.
[CHUCKLES]
Well, Sheldon, you sound
like a very smart young man.
Oh, you have no idea.
Can I ask how your
parents feel about this?
Well, when I presented
them with my plan,
the words "over my dead body" were used.
[RABBI CHUCKLES]
I'm not surprised.
But they were similarly resistant
when I wanted to get an ant farm
and eventually they came around.
All right, here's what I'm
gonna tell you to do.
Read your Bible.
Already did, cover to cover.
- Really?
- Quiz me.
No, that's okay, I believe you.
All right, my advice to you
is to stay with the
faith of your parents.
- What else you got?
- Okay.
Then I'm gonna tell you
to be your own man.
But I want to be a great
scientist like Albert Einstein.
Sheldon,
when your days are over,
God will never ask you,
"Why weren't you Einstein?"
But he might ask you,
"Why weren't you Sheldon?"
[DOOR OPENS]
What's going on? You all right?
I'm not feeling great.
Is it a pregnant thing?
'Cause I got some good news on that.
I got a decent raise.
It doesn't matter.
What do you mean it doesn't matter?
We can pull this off now.
I lost the baby.
Oh.
[SIGHS]
You're probably relieved, huh?
Actually
no.
I love the first three.
Fourth one's a charm, right?
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] SHELDON: Dad?
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] SHELDON: Mom?
[SIGHS]
- Yeah, Shelly? [CLEARS THROAT]
- [DOOR OPENS]
I just thought you should know
I'm not going to be Jewish.
I'm going to remain the atheist
Baptist you've come to love.
Good to hear.
Are you crying?
[SIGHS]
Yeah, but don't worry,
everything's okay.
Good.
[EXHALES]
ADULT SHELDON: Once again,
I brought my mother so much joy
she was moved to tears.
I don't know how I do it.
[INTERCOM BEEPS]
RECEPTIONIST: Tom, George
Cooper's here for you.
Send him in.
Hey, Tom, you got a minute?
Pretty busy.
Make it quick.
It turns out I don't need that raise.
What happened, you win the lottery?
No, no.
Aw, George, I am so sorry.
Well, what can you do?
Listen, I cleared your raise already,
why don't you just keep the money.
- Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
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