21. A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster (第2季)【完整台词】

Well, aren't you two great kids.

We like to think so.

Really? That much? I think I need to apologize.

- I know you do.

- I'm very sorry.

Sometimes when things aren't going my way, I just get a little cranky.

- May I ask you a personal question? - Sure.

Does your gambling constitute a problem? Not today.

Bam! Come on.

Let me take you out to dinner.

Don't forget that you promised Sheldon if you won, you'd donate to the church.

You want to see me get cranky again? No, I don't.

Well, let's go strap on some bibs and eat lobster.

Whoa! So you're over at First Baptist Church, huh? Yes, Officer.

I'm new in this area.

I've been looking for a church.

Well, you're in luck.

It's a wonderful congregation, and this man right here is our beloved pastor.

Oh.

Are you his wife? Oh, no, I'm church secretary.

He's actually single.

- Well, technically - He's single.

Well, I'll try to come by sometime.

Tomorrow's Sunday.

He'll be speaking.

All right.

Maybe I'll see y'all tomorrow.

You have a nice day.

Aren't you gonna give me a ticket? Do you wanta ticket? He does not.

Thank you, Officer.

- Pastor? - Yeah? You were saying you don't understand why God told you to go home.

You get it now? Think I do.

Welcome, church.

I pray you all had a blessed and prosperous week.

I'm excited to share with you what the Lord put on my heart for today.

I'm surprised you're here this morning.

Hey.

I got to support my pal.

The renewal of faith is something that happens over and over.

- When you have faith - You need to move fast, Officer.

He's not gonna be on the market for long.

- Roger that.

- For so many months, our little parish has been struggling financially.

But by the grace of God and his provision, we have received the most donations in church history! Praise Jesus! Praise Jesus! So it's all Jesus, we don't get any credit? - We need to start our own church.

- They don't pay taxes.

It's a very sound business model.

Say amen when you get there, huh?