Batteries are in this drawer.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
We got a problem.
I don't know how much
longer Sheldon can hold out.
This is why I did not
want you to write a check.
Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't have
that kind of cash lying around.
I do not want Mary to
find out about this.
Well, what about Sheldon?
The kid hasn't pooped
in days, he might pop.
Slip a little Metamucil into
his apple juice, he'll be fine.
Why don't we just come clean?
All right, sure, we could do that.
You could rat me out to Mary and
I could tell her what you
did at the church picnic.
Come on.
Now you're just playing dirty.
We sink or swim together, George.
We sink or swim together.
Grandmas are supposed to be nice.
What went wrong with you?
ADULT SHELDON: Avoiding
my mother in our own house
was proving to be difficult,
so it was time to get creative.
Hello.
I'd like to book
a room in your hotel.
I'd be arriving tonight.
No, it's just me.
Ooh, a queen bed, that sounds fancy.
And how much would this room cost?
Wow.
Is that per month?
Per day?
By any chance, do you
have a children's rate?
We've been friends for
a while now, haven't we?
I suppose so.
Given that, how would you
feel about a sleepover?
Sure.
Your mom lets you watch TV.
Jake and the Fatman is on tonight.
I meant we could sleep at your house.
But you'll miss Jake and the Fatman.
Even better.
So what do you say?
I'll have to ask my mom.
Well, be sure to tell her
I'm clean, I'm well-behaved,
and if you don't have a lot of room,
I can fit in really tight spaces.
So your first sleepover.
Pretty exciting, huh?
No.
It's not exciting,
it's constipating,
and I'm only doing it to avoid Mom.
But still, it's your first sleepover.
It's fun stuff.
Okay, I know you're having
a tough time with this,
but you're doing great.
You spend some time at Tam's house,
you know, clear your head,
and come back home refreshed.
And then I can tell Mom?
Oh, no, you can never tell Mom.
Wouldn't it be easier to just be honest?
Usually, it would be, but
sometimes the truth can hurt people.
We wouldn't want to hurt Mom, right?
Of course not.
Attaboy.
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
Hey, here's a funny
prank you can try tonight.
When Tam falls asleep, put
some shaving cream in his hand
and then tickle his nose.
Why?
'Cause then he'll go to,
you know, scratch his nose,
and he gets shaving cream on his face.
And then what?
Well that-that's it.
But I'm a guest in their home,
and that doesn't seem
like a very good way
to repay their kindness.
Never mind.
And what if the shaving
cream gets in his eyes?
That would sting.
Sorry I mentioned it.
Also, I didn't bring
my own shaving cream.
I'd have to use his dad's, and that
Forget it! [CLEARS THROAT]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Hello.
Hi.
You must be Mrs.
Tam's mom.
I'm Sheldon's dad, George Cooper.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks for letting him spend the night.
It's his first sleepover.
He's excited.
Actually, I'm quite apprehens
He's really looking forward to it.
Uh, in case something
comes up, just give us a holler.
I mean, a call.
If you
hollered, we wouldn't hear you.
[CHUCKLES]
That-that was a joke.
[FORCED]: Ha-ha-ha!
Okay, buddy, have fun.
ADULT SHELDON: Visiting Tam's house
for the first time was an
emotional roller coaster.
For example, it's traditional
in Vietnamese homes
to have gruesome religious
iconography near the entrance.
I did not like that.
However, it's also customary
to not wear shoes around the house
for sanitary reasons.
I did like that.
Interestingly,
one of the main ingredients
in Vietnamese cooking
is an extremely pungent
condiment known as fish sauce.
I did not like that.
But before every meal,
it's common for everyone to
wash their hands and face.
I did like that.
Forks are not customary
in a Vietnamese household.
[GIGGLES]
I did not like that.
And instead of napkins,
there was one towel
for everyone to share at the table.
Seriously, what are they thinking?
I can't help thinking how odd it is
that Shelly volunteered
to go on a sleepover.
Oh, I don't know.
Hmm? He's growing up.
It's natural for a young boy
to want to spread his wings
a little bit, try something new.
That's nonsense.
Last week, I brought home
the Raisin Bran with
the sugar on the raisins.
He almost lost his mind.
If you ask me,
you're worried about nothing.
[SIGHS] Maybe it's me.
Maybe I did something to upset him.
What are you talking about?
He loves you
like crazy.
Much more than he loves this one.
It's true.
I don't know.
I just feel like something isn't right.
MISSY: Mom!
I got my hair stuck in my zipper!
That's the kid you need
to be worried about.
[QUIETLY]: Okay, Connie,
why don't we just come clean?
- No.
- [SCOFFS] You heard her.
Now she's blaming herself.
And Sheldon's so upset
he's-he's acting like a regular kid.
- All right, let's tell her.
- Thank you.
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