But first I'm gonna tell her
what you did at the picnic.
- Oh, Mary!
- Okay, okay, shh.
[SIGHS]
I don't know how much longer
we can keep this going.
I'm willing to find out.
So, this game is called
Mystic Warlords of Ka'a.
It's pretty fun.
There are six kinds
of secret warlords
- Secret warlords.
- GEORGE SR.
: It's a secret.
Secret.
It's a secret.
Have you noticed
anything off with Sheldon?
Something between me and you.
Mom is on a need-to-know basis.
I took a little look
in his potty journal.
- It's a secret.
- Several days without a bowel movement.
- TAM: Sheldon.
- Secret.
Secret.
- A secret.
- TAM: Sheldon.
Did you hear anything I said?
Sorry, I was reliving
a traumatic experience.
What do you mean?
Tam, I have a secret
that's weighing on me,
and I need to tell someone.
Okay.
Tell me.
But I promised I wouldn't.
Okay.
Then don't.
But it's driving me crazy.
Too bad you're not Catholic.
You could confess it to a priest.
That's a great idea.
You're Catholic.
I'll confess it to you.
I'm not a priest.
I'm not a Catholic.
It makes perfect sense.
Okay, whenever you're ready.
What are you doing?
I'm assuming the position.
Okay.
Forgive me, Tam, for I have sinned.
This is my first confession.
I forgive you, my son.
I was doing my parents' taxes
and noticed a check was missing.
- I asked my father about it
- ADULT SHELDON: As I walked Tam
through the whole sordid affair,
I could feel a weight
lifting off my shoulders.
It was a relief to
finally unburden myself
of this deception.
By the time I reached the end,
I felt like a new person.
That's the whole story.
Cool.
Can we play now?
And now that my conscience
had been cleared,
my colon was ready to do the same.
Excuse me.
I need to use your bathroom!
[DOOR CREAKS CLOSED]
Thank you for letting
me sleep in your bed.
My father taught me that we
must always honor our guests
and treat them with the utmost courtesy.
The Vietnamese are a
very welcoming people.
Yeah, that hasn't
always worked out for us.
[GRUNTS]
Do you think your dad would ever ask you
to keep a secret from your mom?
Oh, no.
He's so honest, it's annoying.
Enough talking.
Sleep now.
She's just annoying.
Well, you did it.
[GRUNTS]
How was your first sleepover?
They feed you any weird food?
When I was in 'Nam, we ate
fish soup for breakfast.
[CHUCKLES]
Sheldon, I'm talking to you.
Well, I'm not talking to you.
Okay, what's going on?
After having my first good
night's sleep in a week,
I woke up with a fresh perspective.
And that is?
It was irresponsible of you
to burden me with that secret.
Sheldon, we've been
through this.
[STAMMERS]
It's complicated.
While I may not look up to you
from an intellectual standpoint,
I've always looked up
to you as a role model.
I can't do that anymore.
And don't worry We made a deal.
I'll continue to keep your secret.
[ENGINE STARTS]
[BIRDS SINGING]
Hey.
What's up?
Um, I need to tell you something.
What did you do?
[SIGHS] When Sheldon
was doing our taxes,
he noticed a missing check.
What did you do?
Before I answer, do you trust me enough
to understand it was for a good reason
and j-just leave it at that?
[GULPS]
What did you do?
It's all your mother's
fault.
She is a bad person.
I've been telling you for years.
What did you do?
Okay, now, before I answer that
Just tell me what you did.
I got a DWI.
Mom!
It's not as bad as it sounds.
How is driving drunk not bad?
I wasn't exactly driving.
I don't follow.
I was at the dog track with Georgie,
and I had a few
Georgie?
With God as my witness,
I've never been to the
dog track in my life.
[QUIETLY]: She knows.
Oh, I've been there a bunch.
Will someone please
tell me what happened?
Okay, me and Meemaw were
in the bar at the track
You took him to a bar?
He wasn't drinking.
She had a few too many margaritas,
so I drove us home.
But you don't have a license.
That's why we swapped places
after the cop pulled us over.
Oh, dear Lord.
I had nothing to do with this part.
- Shut up.
- Will do.
MEEMAW: I didn't want Georgie
to get into trouble,
so I got behind the wheel
before the cop walked up.
And then I got arrested, and, uh,
he bailed me out.
So you all thought you
should keep this from me?
- Absolutely.
- 100%.
Okay, here's what's gonna happen: you
and you are staying at her house
until I say otherwise.
One could argue I was
the hero in this story.
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