5. A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries (第2季)【完整台词】

Will you keep an eye on 'em? Well, I'll try, but if they start running, you may never see them again.

[LAUGHS] Shall we? We are on the clock, right? - George.

- Hmm? [CHUCKLES] Boy, this brings back some memories.

- How come? - Well, when I was your age, I was also taken to a university to be studied.

Because they thought you were really smart? Because they thought I was clinically insane.

And it wasn't just me.

Did you know that when Albert Einstein was a little boy, his parents worried there was something wrong with him? Because he couldn't comb his hair? No, that was a choice he made later in life.

When he was young, he wanted nothing to do with other children, and would often have extreme temper tantrums.

He sounds like you.

I know.

Isn't it great? Well, to be perfectly honest, Sheldon has always avoided children his own age.

Tell 'em about temper tantrums.

They're not temper tantrums, he just has strong opinions.

[CHUCKLES] Yeah, like when you yell and stomp your feet, and slam the door off its hinge.

They're scientists.

You can't trick 'em.

And, as for Missy, she's just the opposite.

Loves to be around people and other kids.

Makes friends easy.

Does she have temper tantrums as well? Nope.

She's very even-keeled.

Except for when she's eating.

You put your hand near her face when she's working on a lamb chop, she will bite off a finger.

[LAUGHS] Our daughter doesn't bite.

Right here, Thanksgiving, 1986.

Was there anything unusual about your pregnancy? - No, not that I remember.

- Really? You cried for, like, seven months.

Those were tears of joy.

[WEAK LAUGH] What about all those times you punched me? Punches of joy.

You're not gonna get much out of Fred and Wilma here.

Why don't you just get crackin' on the kids? Okay, Sheldon, this first battery of tests measures basic problem-solving abilities.

Is the Kaufman test or the Wechsler Intelligence Scale? Are you familiar with those? It's embarrassing, but I enjoy a little light reading in the bathroom.

Okay.

Are you ready? - Will I be timed? - Yes.

- Fantastic.

- [STOPWATCH CLICKS] Okay, Missy, the first thing we're gonna do is test your problem-solving ability.

- Okay.

- You ready? I just have one question.

What's that? Do you always wear your hair up? Uh, well, usually at work, yes.

I bet it looks cute down.

Thank you.

Okay, you're all set.

Is that camera gonna be on? Yes.

Can you move it over to that side? Why? If I've learned one thing from school picture day, it's that I look better from that side.

Sure, I'll move it.

Okay And bring it a little closer.

How's that? - Great.

- Okay.

- [SIGHS] Whenever you're ready.

- Wait.

Do I have any Oreos in my teeth? No.

- Ready to start? - One last thing.

Did you ever think of wearing that white coat with a belt? - No.

- You should.

'Cause you have a very nice figure, and it's lost in there.

Hey, check this out.

Did you see Honey, I Shrunk the Kids? - No.

- You should.

'Cause there's a lot of good science stuff in it.

[LAUGHING] Kudos on the question "Which train gets to St.

Louis first?" Hmm.

I have to tell you something.

Why don't you finish the test first.

This can't wait.

The other doctor's got a crush on you.

Oh, dear Lord.

Oh, um I don't I don't think so.

Let's get back to the test.

Okay.

Why? What did you see? When you're not looking, he stares at your tushy.

[WHISPERING]: Really? Imagine if you wore the belt.

Clever girl.

That would accentuate her buttocks.

I can't watch.

Switch it back to Sheldon.

Hot dog, syllogisms.

If all squares are parallelograms, and all squares are rectangles, then some parallelograms are rectangles.

Who was this test made for, children? I'm bored.

Turn it back to Missy.

Go ahead.

This question about a train going to "S-T" Louis makes no sense.

DR.

THORPE: It's okay to guess.

Take your time, baby.

The meter's running.

[CASH REGISTER DINGS] DR.

THORPE: Well, thank you all very much.

This was a great start.

Thank you.

Did you have fun? I got to take a test on a Saturday, heck yeah! He's like a young version of me, but without corrective shoes.

Missy, what'd you think? The tests were just okay, but I like Sandra.

Well, thank you, Missy.

I like you, too.

PILSON: All right, we'll see y'all next Saturday.

You bet we will.

Good God, George, have a little dignity.

Hm.

Are you doing something different with your hair? No, uh, why? No reason, just looks nice.

Oh! [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

Um, uh, what do you think about maybe stopping for a drink after, to discuss the test results? I would like that.