3. The Entire History of You (第1季)【完整台词】

Liam Foxwell, welcome.

Thank you.

OK, little speech time.

I've mentioned this to everyone about their appraisals, and I just want you to know that this isn't a witch-hunt for the deadwood.

It is much more of a treasure hunt for the gold? Shit sinks.

But also, cream floats.

Yes, yes, I see that.

A new the area we're getting lots of play in and your office could be at the centre for is litigation in retrospective parenting cases.

Retrospective Bobby sues Mum and Dad for insufficient attention leading to lack of confidence, leading to damages against earnings.

Right, and we're OK, the firm's OK with that, ethically? And morally? Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Sure.

Yeah, yeah, right.

Are you? Totally, yeah.

Yes.

OK, Liam, look, so if we invite you to stay with the firm in the new environment, what we'd have you do is pull an exhaustive redo with personnel, maybe next week.

Oh, well, I was ready to do a big redo right now, but No, it's fine, next week's fine.

But I have to ask you this they're not going to hit anything to freak us out, are they? There's no major deletions this quarter? No, no, everything's well within parameters.

Great, OK, Liam, this has been really great.

Um Look, really hope to look forward to seeing you again.

OK, thank you.

Airport, please.

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Could you just rewind me your last 24 hours for me, please? Great, and back that up for me times 64 for the week.

That's great.

Enjoy your flight, Mr Foxwell.

I'm not being funny, right, but look at that.

Look at what? That! Frayed carpet, there, you see? Seriously? Yes, seriously! This is a five-star suite.

I pay good money to have perfect details.

Now I've got that shitty carpet for the rest of my life.

Only if you keep looking at it, mate.

Oh, thanks, Jonas! Fuck off.

All right, now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this.

You've met Lucy, my wife, at the Dublin wedding? Oh, that's right, yes, hi, Liam.

Hi Hi again.

(Lucy, Dublin.

) Hello.

Lucy Liam, we met at the Dublin wedding.

Liam! Oh, great.

Liam, yes.

Come in.

Thank you.

- Great to see you again.

- Yeah, you too.

Where's Fi been hiding you? Oh, you know, in our house.

(LAUGHS) We didn't know well, she didn't know if you would make it.

It was over quicker than I thought.

Oh, sorry, hello.

Let's get you a drink.

Um, beer OK? Lovely, thank you.

Everyone's through there, so I'll be in in a minute, OK? OK, thank you.

Hi.

You're back early, then, I didn't think you'd make it.

Yeah, I didn't stay over and I caught an early flight back, so - Hi.

- Hello.

So, how was the appraisal? Well, they said they'd let me do a redo sometime next week, so Oh.

But good? Well - Later? - Later.

OK.

- How's Jody? - At home, Gina's babysitting.

Hey.

Jonas, this is - Liam - Jonas.

Dude, it's really nice to meet you.

- You all right? - Good, thank you.

- And you know Jeff? - Yes.

Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff, because he'd have shown you, I don't know, a redo of the side of his fridge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, piss off, Jonas.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Your wife's being very mean to me tonight.

Oh, well she's like that.

Yeah, tell me about it.

- You all right for a drink? - I'm fine, thank you, Jonas.

Lynn, come and meet Liam, he's, um A soon-to-be unemployed/unemployable lawyer.

(LAUGHS) And Jeff.

Jeff and Fi used to run the parties down the Fraser Road with Paul and me.

Mad old days.

Before we started up the Kings.

So, yeah So, Liam, what was it you had, an assessment? Appraisal.

How'd it go? Good.

Well, it was a disaster, but you know, I don't know.

- Hard to gauge? - Yeah Let's have a look.

Redo, we can appraise the appraisal.

Yeah, great.

Throw it up there and we can grade you.

- Come on.

- Um It could be fun, we could, um vote! - Paul? - Yeah? I work in recruitment, so it might be quite useful for you.

Right, OK.

Liam's redoing his appraisal so we can give him marks.

- Notes.

- Pointers, you know.

- I think Liam would probably - Yes, do you know what Guys, no, come on, seriously, that's not cool, I mean Liam's obviously uncomfortable, so let's just drop it, yeah? Have a cool time.

Time to eat! Oh, it's ready.

Thank you so much for inviting us this evening.

It's been too long, too long.