3. Shut Up and Dance (第3季)【完整台词】

1 [glass cracks] [phone chimes] ["send" alert plays] [clattering] [phone chimes] Kenny? Big spillage on table four.

Sorry.

[woman] Okay.

All right.

Excuse me.

Someone forgot this.

[woman] Oh, thank you! - What do you say? - Thank you.

- It's all right.

- She forgets everything.

Thanks again.

She was some yoga teacher, proper bendy.

Look.

Look.

Jesus! Fuck! What, she sent that to you, did she? [man] Double naughty.

Jog on.

[dog barking] [muffled pop music playing] [groans] Linds! Linds, where's my laptop? [pop music playing] - Don't be a bell end! - Use your own.

- Mine's bust.

Yours has gone all frozen.

- What did you do? - I was trying to put on this film thing.

- What film thing? Don't know.

Some programme lets you watch free films.

While I was trying to put it on, then it locked up.

- Look, it's not my fault.

- Don't take it again.

It's not yours.

- Oh, fix mine when you've done that.

- "Fix mine when you've done that.

" - Stop nicking my Cokes! - [Linds] Whatever.

Did you draw that yourself, Kenny? [camera shutter clicks] Thanks, Kenny.

See you tomorrow.

Bye.

- [mimics] Bye, Kenny.

- Bye, Kenny, I'll see you tomorrow.

[muffled rock music playing] You're mental.

- You're mental.

- You're a thief.

Love? Kenny? What do you think? - I'm still not used to the colour.

- [Kenny] It's nice.

Yeah? Do me a favour and prison-guard your sister, will you? I won't be late.

Probably.

- [both laugh] - [phone chimes] Oh, my God! He's outside.

There's a lasagna thing in the freezer.

I love you.

[door opens, closes] [hip hop music playing] So many ladies and the music playing loud Just one girl, she'll stand out from the crowd You saying [vocalizing] Just one Just one girl, she makes me go wow [vocalizing] Just one girl, she makes me go ciao [lock clicks] [taps keyboard] [sniffs] [beeps] [panicked breathing] [whimpers] [whimpers] [breathes heavily] [phone chimes] [breathes heavily] [breathes heavily] - [radio plays softly] - Have you seen my keys? You okay, Ken? Love? Yeah, fine.

- [keys jangle] - Ha! [door closes] - Morning, Kenny.

- Hi.

[phone chimes] - Kenny? - Feeling really sick.

- You've only just got here.

- I know but think I might throw up.

Okay, just next time can you? - [brakes screech] - Whoa! Easy, knobber.

[tyres screech] [panting] - [tyres screech] - [gasps] [panting] [engine stops] Come on.

- It's fragile.

- What is it? [camera shutter clicks] They told me to do that.

["send" alert plays] Is that it? What do I do now? [alert sounds] I can't really help you.

What do I have to do? Just whatever they say and once you've done that, you're out.

They let you off.

[phone chimes] - [panting] - [distant siren wailing] [woman chattering] [muffled coughing] [man] Hello? Del Delivery.

[man] Wrong room.

They said 121.

[man] No, there's no delivery here.

- But they said - [man] I haven't ordered anything.

It's a cake.

- [man] What cake? - I don't know.

I think it's a sponge.

[man] I didn't order a cake so just take it back to the bakery - and tell them they got it wrong.

- Look, if I [man] I don't want the cake.

So go away or I call the front desk.

[man] I will kick that cake up your fucking arse.

M-Mindy sent me.

- What is this? Where's Mindy? - I was just told to give this to you.

- Mindy told you? - No.

- You said "Mindy.

" - That's what they told me to say.

[door closes] [man] Get inside.

[door closes] So what are you saying? Are you saying Mindy ordered the cake? No, uh, I don't know.

It they it was them.

Them? They? Who the fuck are you on about? - The people.

- What fucking people? The phone people.

The people on the phone.

They told me to bring the cake, and they're leaving texts on my phone, - and then I do what they say.

- Whoa, whoa.

Slow down.

Just breathe through your nose.

- [breathes deeply] - Through your nose.

Okay? Good.

Now, just show me what they said.

On your phone.

- Show me the text.

- Okay, well, um This.

- I should - Shut up.

Just let me.

What the fuck is this? - Who are these people? - I don't know.

- Who are you? - I'm not them.

They send me messages, and I do what they say.

Why? Why would you do that? [alert plays] [alert sounding] Is it them? [man retching] [breathes heavily] [toilet flushes] [camera shutter clicks] - They said I had to do that.

- Jesus Christ! [alert sounds] Okay, okay.

They're saying they just need us to follow their instructions, and everything will be okay.

Okay? Shit! They're saying we have to do it together.

- What do we have to do? - Just take the cake somewhere.

They sent me an address.