- But you won't be here then, will you?
- MAJOR: Yes, that's correct.
Well, sir, just to clarify,
when should I come here
to find out if there's anything
you want me to do for you?
When I'm not here.
SERGEANT: Yes, and what should I do?
Uh, whatever I tell you to.
SERGEANT: But you
won't be here to tell me.
No.
SERGEANT: Then what should I do?
Whatever has to be done.
Cross
that bridge when we come to it.
Yes, sir.
MAJOR: Good.
Well, dismissed, then.
[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
CHAPLAIN: The Lord is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie
down in green pastures.
He leadeth me beside still waters.
He restoreth my soul.
He leadeth me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil.
Look, enough with all
the death stuff, huh?
What do you say we send
the boys out feeling good?
Don't you have something
a little bit more, I dunno,
goddamn sunnier?
Sunnier.
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
The sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
may God hold you in
the palm of His hand.
[LOUD BOOMING]
MAN: Closing in on
target.
30 seconds to run.
[PLANE ENGINES RUMBLING]
Crew, you still fucking
alive back there?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
MAN: Yossarian, you on a steady heading?
We're approaching.
YOSSARIAN: Steady.
[MOTORS RUNNING]
Bombs away.
Okay, over to you,
McWatt.
get us out of here.
[BOOMING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
CATHCART: We have pounded
the bastards into submission
and we have taken Rome.
Congratulations, gentlemen.
St.
Lawrence Basilica, rubble.
This one, good job.
This, bravo.
Bravo, gentlemen.
What is this?
The hell is this?
What in the goddamn hell is this?
That looks like a
goddamn tourist postcard!
Hands up, bombardiers.
Well, there you have it.
A group of idiots
trying to singlehandedly
lose this fucking war for us.
Next time why don't
we just drop leaflets?
Guten Tag, my German friends.
You just have a fine old
fucking day, why don't you?
What are we trying to be?
What have I told you
that we are trying to be?
Comprehensive.
Blanket coverage.
Flush the enemy out.
How
many times have I told you?
How many times
That's the Vatican, sir.
All right, then.
That's Vatican City.
And as we all know, that is
neutral territory, so good job.
That is precision bombing, gentlemen.
You gotta respect
that neutral territory.
Terrific job.
Gotta love those Catholics, huh?
And the Jews.
Major de Coverley.
Major de Coverley will be
heading to Rome to spearhead
his Advance Reconnaissance
Residential Plan.
And, as usual, securing
accommodations for the officers
in the performing of their
administrative duties.
As well as their
weekend leave, of course.
Major de Coverley, we look
forward as always to your
splendid accommodations.
That's if I can find any
still standing in there.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm sure you will.
Gosh, I'm proud of you, gentlemen.
I'm very proud indeed.
So what do you say we
speed this thing up, hmm?
Are you with me? All right, then.
Let's get this thing over and done with.
Let's put the hurt on
Jerry.
Let's pitch in.
Let's raise the mission count to 35.
35 it is, gentlemen.
We're gonna win this thing.
We're gonna win this fucking thing.
35 it is.
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
- You can't go in there, sir.
- Yes, I can.
He's my point guard.
He's raising the missions again.
He's raising the goddamn missions again.
MAJOR: He's awfully keen.
No, he's not keen.
He's crazy!
- I have no power.
- YOSSARIAN: Yes, you do.
You have the power to stand men down.
- MAJOR: On what basis?
- Find a basis.
Good God, there are basises everywhere.
Yossarian, I don't even want to be here.
I'm two missions away.
And, bang, 35, just like that.
And just like that, I'm 7 away.
That's terrible.
Yossarian, that's simply terrible.
I'm afraid.
MAJOR: That that's
nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm not ashamed.
I'm afraid.
So what are we gonna do?
I don't know.
I-I don't even know what powers I have.
Well, somebody must know.
It must be written down somewhere.
Yeah?
Probably in here somewhere.
YOSSARIAN: What the hell is that?
MAJOR: It's the Group
Leaders Operations Manual.
Perhaps I should read it.
Jesus Christ.
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