So that's three of our delicious homemade cupcakes.
Nope, can't.
You touched them.
Sorry, flu season, no health care.
You realized I replaced that purell with K.
Y.
, right? Max, please say you're kidding.
Of course, I'm kidding.
I can't afford lube.
I just use my tears.
Max, seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer.
I've already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flu.
I just have to keep cleaning my hands and not touch anyone.
Caroline, I have check from table ten.
Okay, just place it right there.
That's a big tip, wow-- You know, in Indonesia, you'd be married now.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Original air date February 20, 2012 I'm gonna get sick, I know it.
You're fine.
Fine? Han just unloaded into my mouth.
Congratulations, you both finally got some action.
I can't afford to get sick and miss work.
I need to get some antibiotics.
You are poor now.
Poor people don't just run out and buy antibiotics.
We man up, grow a pair, stare germs in the face.
Like this French fry from that guy who couldn't stop coughing.
Max, no, no--oh! Mmm.
Booyah! And I haven't ever been sick or to a clinic.
And, no, planned parenthood doesn't count.
Well, well, well, she weebles and she wobbles, but she don't fall down.
Oh, Earl, you're so naughty and nice.
And I'll be checking you out twice.
Hey, Sophie, sit anywhere you like.
Oh, uh, let's see.
Where is lighting that will make me look most attractive? What am I saying? I look good everywhere.
I am meeting man for first time that I met online.
I wonder if he's here yet.
Well unless you've been cruising singles who don't leave enough singles, I'd say no.
You know, Max, if my date turned out to be big bust-- what, bigger than ours? Then you come over and say that something suddenly came up and that I have to go, okay? Oh, my gosh, this must be him.
You must be Sophie Kuchenski.
I'm Serguisz Bilowski.
Oh.
Wow, I love your dress, I love that! Something came up and you have to go.
No, no this is perfect.
Would you like to sit down? Just let me run to the little boys rooms first.
- Okay? - Okay.
Who is that? That's Sophie's new boyfriend.
I see, and where's his boyfriend? Hello.
Nice to see you again.
I'm wearing my velour especially for you.
And right now, it's the only thing soft about me.
Please go away before my date comes back from the men's room.
You have brought other man in here? Yes, I met him on Polish dating site.
On polemeetpole.
com you didn't have to go online.
You could meet my pole any time.
No, this will never happen.
You're not my type.
Well, what is your type? Wow, they have those automatic hand dryers that blow you.
I love being blown like that.
Those look like two giant orange traffic cones.
Are you trying to tell me not to park there? This is a lady.
Show her some respect.
Sophie has new man in her life.
I am so mad I cannot see straight.
Well, I'm looking right at him and I don't see straight either.
Max, I think I'm running a slight fever.
Feel my forehead.
Look, you should have learned by now-- I don't feel anything.
Caroline, I've written down address of drug store in South Williamsburg that has a doctor on site.
Here, I will pay for it.
Unless it is cancer.
Then I'm out.
And, Max, here is check for table seven.
Booyah! How long is it gonna take to see a doctor? I'm definitely getting something-- I'm pre-sick.
I'm stage one pre-sick.
I need penicillin.
I told you before, you have to man up and not give in to this sick stuff.
I'm not like you.
I have actual things I feel.
Menachem Goldman.
Menachem Goldman.
This must be the orthodox Jewish neighborhood.
Either that or we're in ZZ Top-ville.
Max, have some respect.
Hey, I got nothing but respect.
They basically invented southern rock.
I love the Jewish people.
Whenever I felt sick before, I'd just pop over to the townhouse next door and visit Dr.
Klein.
So your love was contingent on pills? We're not that different.
Actually, the Kleins and I were very close.
I was invited to many a passover in their home.
In fact, they called me their honorary Jew.
Rivka Shemshelewitz.
Rivka Shemshelewitz.
Well, you're no Rivka Shemshelewitz.
Mrs.
Klein always said I had a bissel Jew.
You had a Jewish vacuum cleaner? No.
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