Max, that car has been parked outside for a week now.
Do you think they're selling drugs? Let me rephrase that.
Are they selling drugs to you? No.
They're not buying, either.
Hi.
We have a new mochaccino cupcake.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
That car's not with us.
Well, that's the third customer that didn't stop because of that rap car.
To be fair, this place wasn't Walmart on Black Friday before the car showed up.
I'm gonna go ask it to move.
Cool.
I'll tell your horse you died brave.
Stupid, but brave.
At least take this pan, and cover the part you wanna get shot in the least.
Hi.
Can I talk to you for a second? I need to see your head at all times.
First of all, they're obsessed with me.
Second of all, I handled it.
Have I been shot? Season 3, Episode 14 "And the Dumpster Sex" Well, I did it.
I saved the neighborhood.
You had a car towed.
You didn't burn down the Bed, Bath & Beyond.
It wasn't the blue one with the tinted windows, aka, the murder car? Aka, the murder car? Tell me that's the name of the make and model, like, "The Toyota murder".
Are you sure you're not thinking of the Honda stabbing? Caroline, some guy stopped by asking for you with a festive bandana and a teardrop tattoo.
A festive bandana and a teardrop tattoo are you sure it wasn't my mother? He said he wanted to talk to you about his car, so I gave him your number.
- Han! - I thought he was your friend.
I don't have friends with tattoos.
I don't even have friends with split ends.
You gave a stranger my number.
Your number, your email, and your address.
What? You're a busy girl.
I didn't know the best way for him to reach you.
Oh, my God.
Max, am I in trouble? Pick-up, dead meat.
What does that mean? It means it's never a good idea to have a car with tinted windows towed.
That's rule number one.
I thought rule number one was, "Always wipe front to back.
" - Max, I'm worried.
- Me too.
I thought it was back to front.
What's up, Nat King Cool? Hey, my brother from a Jewish mother.
Hey, my daddy that just smoked a fatty.
Oh, look, Max, it's your boyfriend.
He's not my boyfriend.
We just made out.
I make out with people all the time.
I made out with a guy in the diner last week.
That wasn't making out.
He was choking, and you gave him mouth-to-mouth.
Yeah, but it led to sex.
Go away.
Hey, Max, I came in to ask you something.
They're natural, and they hurt my back.
I also wanted to know if you want to hang tomorrow night.
We could watch TV with our shirts off.
Maybe.
And I'll buy you some dinner if you put out.
Ooh, so like a date.
I'm willing to throw $10, $15 at this thing.
You want to throw $15 at my thing? Great.
I usually charge $5.
You came all the way here to ask me out? I'm old-fashioned.
Plus, I dropped my phone in the toilet.
- See ya tomorrow.
- Okay.
Now go.
I have a job to not do.
- Okay.
- Go, idiot.
Okay, dummy.
Okay, Han, I can't hold you up anymore.
Max, I think I just saw the murder car go by, out the bathroom window.
- What exactly did you see? - A car.
No, seriously, I think it followed me home.
Well, three years ago, you followed me home, so we're even.
There you go, Nancy.
Okay, I'm off on my date.
You can't leave me here alone.
There's a murder car out there.
- Relax.
No one is after you.
- Oh, really? What about the person who yelled, "Watch yo back, bitch", when we were walking home? That was me, to that girl scout.
If you tell someone you're carrying thin mints, you best be carrying thin mints.
Max, you're coming back tonight, right? I'm kind of afraid.
I've never been here alone at night.
If you don't want to be alone, why don't you call Han? Very funny.
I did.
Han's busy.
He's going to a country square dance on Second Life.
It's an online game, but he says it's more of a lifestyle.
Don't you have to have a first life to have a second life? Max, please stay.
Call Deke and cancel, or else you might come home to find me in a pool of blood.
Oh, I always wanted a pool.
Oh, no, it's them, here to kill me.
It couldn't be.
I haven't paid them all the money yet.
Oh, hi, girls.
You know, I just came from the dentist's office.
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