Previously on We had an agreement to keep things casual.
Susan made her feelings clear.
So if I was with another woman, that wouldn't bother you? No, it wouldn't.
You work here? I'm great with food.
I understand business.
Bree made Orson a partner.
Is she still asking you questions about me? A few.
And Dave took steps to get Karen McCluskey out of the way.
You think you can screw with me? Karen! Stop doing that.
As a masseur for the Fairview Country Club, Carlos Solis had become an expert on how to make women happy.
That's why he always had scented candles waiting for Sue Bridges New age music for Betsy Daniel And apple schnapps for Shannon Glenn.
Yes, Carlos had made a lot of women happy over the years.
But on one very unusual Wednesday afternoon He made Mrs.
Virginia Hildebrand a little happier than he intended.
Helen said your last reservation just canceled.
Do you want a ride home? - Thanks, Clay.
That'd be great.
Um can I ask you something? How long you been a masseur? Okay.
And in all those years have you ever accidentally given a woman an orgasm? - An orgasm?! Keep your voice down.
You want to get me fired? How do you accidentally give a woman an orgasm? I don't know.
I can barely give my girlfriend one, and I try really hard.
All I did was touch her back.
Are you sure? Some of these old broads-- their bodies drop.
Not everything's where it's supposed to be.
I may be blind, but my sense of touch is just fine.
Well, then maybe she just really liked the massage.
You wouldn't believe the moaners I get on my table.
I'm telling you, her body was quivering, and she could barely breathe.
All right, well, there's one sure-fireway to find out.
Where's your tip envelope? - On the counter.
How much she leave me? Enough for two orgasms.
Yes Carlos Solis was an expert on how to make women happy.
I'm about to go get groceries.
Where are your tips? Oh, my god! How did you get so much? And he knew the best way to keep his wife happy Just good at my job.
Well Mwah.
was to lie.
There are dangerous women in this world-- devious predators waiting to strike.
You can spot them by the lipstick they use, the shoes they wear and the perfume they choose.
But the easiest way to spot a dangerous woman is to see how she behaves I am about to make you so happy.
with another woman's husband.
Amy, don't worry about the lunch specials.
I am only two blocks away.
I'll take care of it once I Actually, you do them.
I'm gonna be a while.
Tom? H--Lynette, hey.
What--what are you doing here? So funny.
I was gonna ask you the same question.
But I was gonna start with "what the hell?" You remember Anne, right? Anne Schilling.
Kirby's mom.
We were room parents together in the third grade.
Right.
So what the hell? Tom, why don't we just show her? It's for my band.
Anne has been helping us find a rehearsal space.
Oh.
Oh.
That's right.
You're a realtor.
Now I know what you're thinking.
It seems like a waste of money.
But I just got them to reduce the rent and throw in the utilities.
And you're always complaining about the noise when we practice in the garage, so, you know what do you think? It's great.
You do? Yeah.
- Ah! Wonderful.
Yeah.
Listen, I have to be somewhere by 10:00, So why don't we sign a lease right now? Wow! I-I was convinced that you would think it was a dumb idea.
Well it's a little dumb, but compared to what I was thinking What we you thinking? Well, it's just I saw you two together, and I I didn't know that you were And she looks so For god sakes, Tom, the woman has to be somewhere.
Just sign the damn lease.
So out of nowhere, Jackson says, "let's move in together.
" I-I mean, of course I was stunned.
And then when I said no, he just broke up with me.
I mean, does he really expect me to be in love after just five months? That's crazy.
Yeah, I guess, although his work on these moldings is amazing.
You really want me to repaint these, Suzanne? It's Susan.
And he was the first one to say he didn't want to get serious.
Which is why I was happy.
We were just having fun.
Well, maybe you should call him.
How do you like this color? - Not so much.
Frank, how can I call him? He's the one that ended it with me.
Look, the guy makes you happy.
He says he loves you.
You gonna let pride stop you From finding out where this thing could go? Come on.
Don't be stupid.
How much am I paying you? $14 an hour.
That's not enough.
No, ma'am, it's not.
Carlos, what are you doing home? Uh, Virginia insisted on giving me a ride.
You must be Gabrielle.
Carlos has told me so much about you.
I'm Virginia Hildebrand.
Oh! You are the Mrs.
Hildebrand.
Well, you're Carlos' favorite client.
Oh! Well, mine, anyway.
I bought this top with that crazy tip you gave him.
Your Carlos has helped my back problems like no masseur I have ever had.
I'm pain-free for the first time in years.
Oh, that's Carlos for you.
Mr.
Magic Hands.
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