神偷奶爸 Despicable Me (2010)【完整台词】
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{\pos(97,275)}Good.
{\pos(97,275)}So, how did it go, girls?
Did we meet our quotas?
{\pos(97,275)}Sort of.
{\pos(97,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints,
30 choco-swirlies,
and 18 coco-nutties.
{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Okay.
{\pos(97,275)}Well, you say that like
it's a great sale day.
{\pos(97,275)}Look at my face!
{\pos(97,275)}Do you still think
it's a great sale day?
{\pos(97,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties.
{\pos(97,275)}I think we can do a little
better than that, don't you?
{\pos(97,275)}Yeah.
{\pos(97,275)}We wouldn't want to spend
the weekend in the
Box of Shame, would we? No.
{\pos(97,275)}ALL: No, Miss Hattie.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, good. Off you go.
Go clean something of mine.
{\pos(97,275)}Hi, Penny.
Hi, Penny.
{\pos(97,275)}Hi, guys.
{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)
{\pos(97,275)}Hello, Mom. Sorry,
I meant to call, but...
{\pos(97,275)}I just wanted to
congratulate you
on stealing the pyramid.
{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHING)
That was you,
wasn't it?
{\pos(97,275)}Or was it a villain
who's actually successful?
(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, Mom,
I am about to do something
{\pos(97,275)}that's very, very big,
very important.
{\pos(97,275)}When you hear about it,
you're going to be
very proud.
{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)
{\pos(97,275)}Good luck with that.
Okay, I'm out of here.
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)
{\pos(97,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY)
{\pos(97,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins.
{\pos(97,275)}Yes, please have a seat.
{\pos(97,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one
small step for man,
{\pos(97,275)}one giant leap for mankind.
{\pos(97,275)}Ma, someday I'm going
to go to the moon.
{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid
you're too late, Son.
{\pos(97,275)}NASA isn't sending
the monkeys anymore.
{\pos(97,275)}Hey.
{\pos(97,275)}I'm applying
for a new villain loan.
Go by the name of Vector.
{\pos(97,275)}It's a mathematical term,
{\pos(97,275)}a quantity represented
by an arrow, with both
direction and magnitude.
{\pos(97,275)}Vector! That's me,
{\pos(97,275)}'cause I'm committing
crimes with both
direction and magnitude.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!
{\pos(97,275)}Check out
my new weapon.
{\pos(97,275)}Piranha gun! Oh, yes!
{\pos(97,275)}Fires live piranhas.
Ever seen one before?
{\pos(97,275)}No, you haven't.
I invented it.
{\pos(97,275)}Do you want
a demonstration?
{\pos(97,275)}Oh! Shoot!
So difficult,
sometimes,
{\pos(97,275)}to get the piranha
back inside of my...
(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru,
Mr. Perkins will see you now.
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: So, all I need
{\pos(97,275)}is money from the bank
to build a rocket.
{\pos(97,275)}And then,
the moon is ours.
Wow!
{\pos(97,275)}Well, very nice
presentation.
{\pos(97,275)}I'd like to see
this shrink ray.
{\pos(97,275)}Absolutely! Will do.
{\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY)
Soon as I have it.
{\pos(97,275)}You don't have it?
{\pos(97,275)}And yet you have
the audacity to ask
the bank for money?
{\pos(97,275)}Apparently.
{\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea
of the capital that this bank
has invested in you, Gru?
{\pos(97,275)}With far too few
of your sinister plots
actually turning a profit.
{\pos(97,275)}How can I put it?
Let's say this apple is you.
{\pos(97,275)}If we don't start
getting our money back...
{\pos(97,275)}Get the picture?
{\pos(97,275)}Look, Gru, the point is,
there are a lot of
new villains out there,
{\pos(97,275)}younger than you,
hungrier than you,
{\pos(97,275)}younger than you.
{\pos(97,275)}Like that young fellow
out there named Vector.
{\pos(97,275)}He just stole a pyramid!
{\pos(97,275)}I've got it.
I've got it.
{\pos(97,275)}Um... So, as far as getting
money for the rocket...
{\pos(97,275)}Get the shrink ray,
then we'll talk.
{\pos(97,275)}(YELPING)
{\pos(97,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
{\pos(97,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED
TRUMPETING)
{\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING)
{\pos(97,275)}(INAUDIBLE)
{\pos(97,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers!
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)
{\pos(97,275)}Suckers!
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)
{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! We got it!
{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING)
(METAL SIZZLING)
{\pos(97,275)}What?
{\pos(97,275)}Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!
{\pos(97,275)}You!
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Now, maybe you'll
think twice before you
freeze someone's head!
{\pos(97,275)}So long, Gru!
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Quick!
We can't let him get away!
{\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING)
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Up ahead!
Up ahead!
{\pos(97,275)}Fire! Fire, now!
{\pos(97,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
{\pos(97,275)}Oops, you missed me!
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Come to papa!
{\pos(97,275)}Take that.
{\pos(97,275)}How adorable.
(CHUCKLES)
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Got you
in our sights!
{\pos(97,275)}Like taking candy
from a...
{\pos(97,275)}What?
{\pos(97,275)}Ha! Hey, Gru!
{\pos(97,275)}Try this on for size!
{\pos(97,275)}That's weird.
What is going...
{\pos(97,275)}(SCREECHES)
{\pos(97,275)}This is claustrophobic!
{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Too small!
This is too small for me!
{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAM)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)
{\pos(97,275)}I hate that guy!
{\pos(97,275)}...and please
watch over us,
{\pos(97,275)}and bless that we'll have
a good night's sleep.
{\pos(97,275)}And bless that
while we're sleeping,
{\pos(97,275)}no bugs will
crawl into our ears
{\pos(97,275)}and lay eggs
in our brains.
{\pos(97,275)}Great. Thanks for
that image, Edith.
{\pos(97,275)}And please bless
that someone will
adopt us soon,
{\pos(97,275)}and that the mommy
and daddy will be nice
{\pos(97,275)}and have a pet unicorn.
{\pos(97,275)}Amen.
{\pos(97,275)}Amen.
Amen.
{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING)
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
{\pos(97,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns
I love them
{\pos(97,275)}Uni, unicorns,
I could pet one
{\pos(97,275)}If they were really real
(SIGHS)
{\pos(97,275)}And they are
{\pos(97,275)}So, I bought one
so I could pet it
{\pos(97,275)}Now it loves me
Now I love it
{\pos(97,275)}La, la, la, la, la
{\pos(97,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)
{\pos(97,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)
{\pos(97,275)}Don't you...
(EXCLAIMS) What the...
{\pos(97,275)}(MOANING)
{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, good luck,
little girls!
{\pos(97,275)}Whoa! Cool.
{\pos(97,275)}Hi! We're orphans
from Miss Hattie's
Home for Girls.
{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: I don't care.
Beat it!
Come on!
{\pos(97,275)}We're selling cookies
so, you know, we can
have a better future.
{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait!
Do you have coco-nutties?
Yeah.
{\pos(97,275)}Light bulb.
{\pos(97,275)}Dr. Nefario!
Huh?
{\pos(97,275)}I'm going to need
a dozen tiny robots
disguised as cookies!
{\pos(97,275)}What?
Cookie robots!
{\pos(97,275)}Who is this?
Oh, forget it.
{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)
{\pos(97,275)}Well, it appears you have
cleared our background check,
{\pos(97,275)}Dr. Gru.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh! And I see you
have made a list
{\pos(97,275)}of some of your
personal achievements.
{\pos(97,275)}Thank you for that.
I love reading.
{\pos(97,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)
{\pos(97,275)}And I see
you have been given
the Medal of Honor
{\pos(97,275)}and a knighthood.
{\pos(97,275)}Me, me, me.
Me, me, me.
{\pos(97,275)}Kevin?
{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH)
{\pos(97,275)}You had your own
cooking show
{\pos(97,275)}and you can hold
your breath
for 30 seconds?
{\pos(97,275)}It's not that
impressive.
{\pos(97,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)
{\pos(97,275)}Idiot! (CHUCKLES)
{\pos(97,275)}ALL: Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
{\pos(97,275)}What in the name of...
What?
{\pos(97,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT)
{\pos(97,275)}Well, here's the dealio.
{\pos(97,275)}Things have been
so lonely since my wife,
{\pos(97,275)}Debbie, passed on.
{\pos(97,275)}So, how did it go, girls?
Did we meet our quotas?
{\pos(97,275)}Sort of.
{\pos(97,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints,
30 choco-swirlies,
and 18 coco-nutties.
{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Okay.
{\pos(97,275)}Well, you say that like
it's a great sale day.
{\pos(97,275)}Look at my face!
{\pos(97,275)}Do you still think
it's a great sale day?
{\pos(97,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties.
{\pos(97,275)}I think we can do a little
better than that, don't you?
{\pos(97,275)}Yeah.
{\pos(97,275)}We wouldn't want to spend
the weekend in the
Box of Shame, would we? No.
{\pos(97,275)}ALL: No, Miss Hattie.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, good. Off you go.
Go clean something of mine.
{\pos(97,275)}Hi, Penny.
Hi, Penny.
{\pos(97,275)}Hi, guys.
{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)
{\pos(97,275)}Hello, Mom. Sorry,
I meant to call, but...
{\pos(97,275)}I just wanted to
congratulate you
on stealing the pyramid.
{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHING)
That was you,
wasn't it?
{\pos(97,275)}Or was it a villain
who's actually successful?
(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, Mom,
I am about to do something
{\pos(97,275)}that's very, very big,
very important.
{\pos(97,275)}When you hear about it,
you're going to be
very proud.
{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)
{\pos(97,275)}Good luck with that.
Okay, I'm out of here.
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)
{\pos(97,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY)
{\pos(97,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins.
{\pos(97,275)}Yes, please have a seat.
{\pos(97,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one
small step for man,
{\pos(97,275)}one giant leap for mankind.
{\pos(97,275)}Ma, someday I'm going
to go to the moon.
{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid
you're too late, Son.
{\pos(97,275)}NASA isn't sending
the monkeys anymore.
{\pos(97,275)}Hey.
{\pos(97,275)}I'm applying
for a new villain loan.
Go by the name of Vector.
{\pos(97,275)}It's a mathematical term,
{\pos(97,275)}a quantity represented
by an arrow, with both
direction and magnitude.
{\pos(97,275)}Vector! That's me,
{\pos(97,275)}'cause I'm committing
crimes with both
direction and magnitude.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!
{\pos(97,275)}Check out
my new weapon.
{\pos(97,275)}Piranha gun! Oh, yes!
{\pos(97,275)}Fires live piranhas.
Ever seen one before?
{\pos(97,275)}No, you haven't.
I invented it.
{\pos(97,275)}Do you want
a demonstration?
{\pos(97,275)}Oh! Shoot!
So difficult,
sometimes,
{\pos(97,275)}to get the piranha
back inside of my...
(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru,
Mr. Perkins will see you now.
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: So, all I need
{\pos(97,275)}is money from the bank
to build a rocket.
{\pos(97,275)}And then,
the moon is ours.
Wow!
{\pos(97,275)}Well, very nice
presentation.
{\pos(97,275)}I'd like to see
this shrink ray.
{\pos(97,275)}Absolutely! Will do.
{\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY)
Soon as I have it.
{\pos(97,275)}You don't have it?
{\pos(97,275)}And yet you have
the audacity to ask
the bank for money?
{\pos(97,275)}Apparently.
{\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea
of the capital that this bank
has invested in you, Gru?
{\pos(97,275)}With far too few
of your sinister plots
actually turning a profit.
{\pos(97,275)}How can I put it?
Let's say this apple is you.
{\pos(97,275)}If we don't start
getting our money back...
{\pos(97,275)}Get the picture?
{\pos(97,275)}Look, Gru, the point is,
there are a lot of
new villains out there,
{\pos(97,275)}younger than you,
hungrier than you,
{\pos(97,275)}younger than you.
{\pos(97,275)}Like that young fellow
out there named Vector.
{\pos(97,275)}He just stole a pyramid!
{\pos(97,275)}I've got it.
I've got it.
{\pos(97,275)}Um... So, as far as getting
money for the rocket...
{\pos(97,275)}Get the shrink ray,
then we'll talk.
{\pos(97,275)}(YELPING)
{\pos(97,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
{\pos(97,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED
TRUMPETING)
{\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING)
{\pos(97,275)}(INAUDIBLE)
{\pos(97,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers!
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)
{\pos(97,275)}Suckers!
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)
{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! We got it!
{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING)
(METAL SIZZLING)
{\pos(97,275)}What?
{\pos(97,275)}Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!
{\pos(97,275)}You!
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Now, maybe you'll
think twice before you
freeze someone's head!
{\pos(97,275)}So long, Gru!
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Quick!
We can't let him get away!
{\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING)
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Up ahead!
Up ahead!
{\pos(97,275)}Fire! Fire, now!
{\pos(97,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
{\pos(97,275)}Oops, you missed me!
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Come to papa!
{\pos(97,275)}Take that.
{\pos(97,275)}How adorable.
(CHUCKLES)
{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Got you
in our sights!
{\pos(97,275)}Like taking candy
from a...
{\pos(97,275)}What?
{\pos(97,275)}Ha! Hey, Gru!
{\pos(97,275)}Try this on for size!
{\pos(97,275)}That's weird.
What is going...
{\pos(97,275)}(SCREECHES)
{\pos(97,275)}This is claustrophobic!
{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)
{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Too small!
This is too small for me!
{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAM)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)
{\pos(97,275)}I hate that guy!
{\pos(97,275)}...and please
watch over us,
{\pos(97,275)}and bless that we'll have
a good night's sleep.
{\pos(97,275)}And bless that
while we're sleeping,
{\pos(97,275)}no bugs will
crawl into our ears
{\pos(97,275)}and lay eggs
in our brains.
{\pos(97,275)}Great. Thanks for
that image, Edith.
{\pos(97,275)}And please bless
that someone will
adopt us soon,
{\pos(97,275)}and that the mommy
and daddy will be nice
{\pos(97,275)}and have a pet unicorn.
{\pos(97,275)}Amen.
{\pos(97,275)}Amen.
Amen.
{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING)
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
{\pos(97,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns
I love them
{\pos(97,275)}Uni, unicorns,
I could pet one
{\pos(97,275)}If they were really real
(SIGHS)
{\pos(97,275)}And they are
{\pos(97,275)}So, I bought one
so I could pet it
{\pos(97,275)}Now it loves me
Now I love it
{\pos(97,275)}La, la, la, la, la
{\pos(97,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)
{\pos(97,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)
{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)
{\pos(97,275)}Don't you...
(EXCLAIMS) What the...
{\pos(97,275)}(MOANING)
{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, good luck,
little girls!
{\pos(97,275)}Whoa! Cool.
{\pos(97,275)}Hi! We're orphans
from Miss Hattie's
Home for Girls.
{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: I don't care.
Beat it!
Come on!
{\pos(97,275)}We're selling cookies
so, you know, we can
have a better future.
{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait!
Do you have coco-nutties?
Yeah.
{\pos(97,275)}Light bulb.
{\pos(97,275)}Dr. Nefario!
Huh?
{\pos(97,275)}I'm going to need
a dozen tiny robots
disguised as cookies!
{\pos(97,275)}What?
Cookie robots!
{\pos(97,275)}Who is this?
Oh, forget it.
{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)
{\pos(97,275)}Well, it appears you have
cleared our background check,
{\pos(97,275)}Dr. Gru.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh! And I see you
have made a list
{\pos(97,275)}of some of your
personal achievements.
{\pos(97,275)}Thank you for that.
I love reading.
{\pos(97,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)
{\pos(97,275)}And I see
you have been given
the Medal of Honor
{\pos(97,275)}and a knighthood.
{\pos(97,275)}Me, me, me.
Me, me, me.
{\pos(97,275)}Kevin?
{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH)
{\pos(97,275)}You had your own
cooking show
{\pos(97,275)}and you can hold
your breath
for 30 seconds?
{\pos(97,275)}It's not that
impressive.
{\pos(97,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)
{\pos(97,275)}Idiot! (CHUCKLES)
{\pos(97,275)}ALL: Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
{\pos(97,275)}What in the name of...
What?
{\pos(97,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT)
{\pos(97,275)}Well, here's the dealio.
{\pos(97,275)}Things have been
so lonely since my wife,
{\pos(97,275)}Debbie, passed on.
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