彗星之夜 Night of the Comet(1984)【完整台词】
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[MALE NARRATOR]
Since before recorded time
it had swung through the universe
in an elliptical orbit so large
that its very existence remained
a secret of time and space.
But now, in the last few years
of the 20th century,
the visitor was returning.
The citizens of Earth would get
an extra Christmas present this year,
as their planet orbited
through the tail of the comet.
Scientists predicted a light show
of stellar proportions,
something not seen on Earth
for 65 million years.
Indeed, not since the time
that the dinosaurs disappeared,
virtually overnight.
There were a few who saw this
as more than just a coincidence.
But most didn't.
I'm showing you
the top of the line here.
{\an8}This is the best we have.
This is $9.50.
{\an8}- $9.50?
- But wait a minute.
{\an8}This is $8.00, okay?
This is $7.50.
This lady over here,
she's wearing the $7.50.
- Yeah, I like it.
- Let me tell you about this thing.
{\an8}Blow on it there.
{\an8}See?
See how nice that is?
{\an8}Isn't that great?
{\an8}I know you got $9.50.
{\an8}- Will it work?
- Oh, yeah.
{\an8}I know it will.
{\an8}This spring, look at it.
{\an8}Isn't that nice.
{\an8}And the other side.
Look at it.
Isn't that great?
$9.50.
[SALESMAN]
Enjoy the movie.
Excuse me,
where's the men's room?
- One minute.
- Do you work here or not?
Hey, Regina.
Regina, give that thing
a rest, will ya?
In a minute, Mel.
Look, I don't pay you to do
that kind of stuff around here.
Regina, I want you
to clean everything up
so we can get out of here
in time to watch the comet.
Everything's cleaned up.
Damn!
I want you to take this flashlight
and walk the house.
Aw, Mel,
they throw things at me.
Who cares?
Walk the house.
Have you ever been hit
with Dots, Mel?
Milk Duds?
Those things hurt.
I... I don...
Oh, how are you, sir?
The refreshments
are right over there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't want those weirdos cutting up
the seats, you understand?
Okay, okay, okay.
Replacing Reg in third place
is Reg, third place.
[BEEPING]
Wait a minute.
Somebody named DMK
in sixth place.
When did this happen?
[MEL]
Look, don't be an overachiever,
you'll fit in better
with your age group, okay?
This is really annoying.
Regina, Regina,
look this way.
Regina!
Look at me!
Read my lips.
Flashlight.
Walk house now, hm?
Okay, Mel.
Let me take this for you.
Uh, uh, that, that's great,
they go to profits.
And listen, stay out
of the projection booth.
And stay away from Dupree!
I'm gonna fire that guy
some day.
He's been doing to me what
he's been doing to her in the booth.
[SCREAMING IN MOVIE]
[FEMALE] David, that was a scream.
[MALE] You're right,
I'm gonna check it out.
You stay here.
[MALE #2] I'm talkin'
about a mint condition print
of It Came from Outer Space.
In 3D, man.
Yeah, right,
Tres Dimensiones.
Look, you know as well as I do,
you got film freaks
who'd go down on you
for a bootleg print of that.
Oh, a hundred bucks?
Hundred bucks, right.
[KNOCKS PHONE] Something wrong
with the phone here
or did I hear you say
a hundred dollars?
Look, a hundred dollars
isn't going to get it this time.
Because I'm gonna have
to spend the night in here
waiting for you
to bring the print back.
Think I'm gonna miss this comet thing
for a lousy hundred dollars?
[YELLING IN MOVIE SOUNDTRACK]
Okay, $110's
a little better, yeah.
Hey, Reggie, here's the deal.
You leave,
I let you in the back door.
Okay, I leave, you let me back in.
Mel thinks everybody's gone.
Larry, do you know anybody
named DMK?
No, ow!
No, you gotta have the print back
by 6:00 in the morning.
You know, if we spend the night
in here, we're gonna miss the comet.
It's not like you can't see it
on television, you know.
All right, hey,
get your guy here in an hour.
Yeah, well, maybe I want
to see it for real, okay?
Hey, television's real.
Television's very real.
So, what do you say?
I'll give you $15.
Are you kidding?
We spend the night in here
and we end up making it.
And you give me 15 bucks?
Do you know what
that makes me look like?
Reggie, I'm not giving you 15 bucks
for making it with me.
Okay, well, just so we have
that straight, okay?
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, you'd be worth
a lot more than 15 bucks.
Everybody knows that.
The first earthlings to see the effects
will be in Newfundland.
Or Newfoundland.
This is expected
to begin at... at 2:04.
- That's Pacific Standard Time.
- [MALE] Hey, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
Uh, interesting, uh, sidebar
to this story is the fact that
all telecommunications
seem to be out
in that part of the world.
Uh, this could have...
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello.
Samantha, you sound pissed.
I just had it out with Doris
once and for all again.
She wants me to like,
haul chips and dips around
for her little comet party.
Yeah, well, speaking of Doris,
look, I need your help.
Tell her that, uh, you know
all about this field trip
that I'm gonna take, okay,
with my science class?
We're gonna go to the observatory
to watch the comet.
She won't go for it.
She'll go for it.
Just tell her, okay?
Okay.
[SIGHS]
Doris.
Reggie's on the phone.
She's not having car trouble?
She's gonna be out all night
with her science class
at the observatory.
I know all about it.
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOG]
[MALE IN MOVIE]
We gotta get outta here.
Yeah, hi, Doris.
What's this about a science
class, Regina?
Well, you want me to do better
in science, don't you?
I want you home in five minutes
after you finish work.
If you want to watch the comet,
you can do it here.
Look, Doris, like, I'm 18, okay?
And I can watch the comet
wherever I want to watch the comet.
Here, Samantha.
You and your sister share
a lot of secrets.
I want you to share
this one with her.
If it were up to me,
I couldn't care less what she did.
But if your father
makes it back home
without some Sandinista
blowing his brains out,
he's gonna hold me responsible
for any kind of trouble
you two girls get into.
What we have here is
a chain of command.
The Major jumps on me,
I jump on you.
Did you get that?
Okay.
Now, are you going
to join the party?
Join the party for what, Doris?
So I can watch Chuck
from across the street
stick his hands
down your pants?
I think that's something
Daddy should know.
Chuck's a nice guy.
He's certainly nice to be with
while Daddy's down in Banana Land.
You were born with an asshole, Doris,
you don't need Chuck.
Looks like a... a... a real nice crowd
we have out here tonight.
Sarah, Chucky.
Hey, where have you been?
You're gonna miss everything.
- It's gonna start.
- Oh, kids.
I'll never marry
another man with kids.
In 1910,
Halley's Comet returned.
Everybody thought
they were going to die then.
[EXPLOSION]
What was that?
Since before recorded time
it had swung through the universe
in an elliptical orbit so large
that its very existence remained
a secret of time and space.
But now, in the last few years
of the 20th century,
the visitor was returning.
The citizens of Earth would get
an extra Christmas present this year,
as their planet orbited
through the tail of the comet.
Scientists predicted a light show
of stellar proportions,
something not seen on Earth
for 65 million years.
Indeed, not since the time
that the dinosaurs disappeared,
virtually overnight.
There were a few who saw this
as more than just a coincidence.
But most didn't.
I'm showing you
the top of the line here.
{\an8}This is the best we have.
This is $9.50.
{\an8}- $9.50?
- But wait a minute.
{\an8}This is $8.00, okay?
This is $7.50.
This lady over here,
she's wearing the $7.50.
- Yeah, I like it.
- Let me tell you about this thing.
{\an8}Blow on it there.
{\an8}See?
See how nice that is?
{\an8}Isn't that great?
{\an8}I know you got $9.50.
{\an8}- Will it work?
- Oh, yeah.
{\an8}I know it will.
{\an8}This spring, look at it.
{\an8}Isn't that nice.
{\an8}And the other side.
Look at it.
Isn't that great?
$9.50.
[SALESMAN]
Enjoy the movie.
Excuse me,
where's the men's room?
- One minute.
- Do you work here or not?
Hey, Regina.
Regina, give that thing
a rest, will ya?
In a minute, Mel.
Look, I don't pay you to do
that kind of stuff around here.
Regina, I want you
to clean everything up
so we can get out of here
in time to watch the comet.
Everything's cleaned up.
Damn!
I want you to take this flashlight
and walk the house.
Aw, Mel,
they throw things at me.
Who cares?
Walk the house.
Have you ever been hit
with Dots, Mel?
Milk Duds?
Those things hurt.
I... I don...
Oh, how are you, sir?
The refreshments
are right over there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't want those weirdos cutting up
the seats, you understand?
Okay, okay, okay.
Replacing Reg in third place
is Reg, third place.
[BEEPING]
Wait a minute.
Somebody named DMK
in sixth place.
When did this happen?
[MEL]
Look, don't be an overachiever,
you'll fit in better
with your age group, okay?
This is really annoying.
Regina, Regina,
look this way.
Regina!
Look at me!
Read my lips.
Flashlight.
Walk house now, hm?
Okay, Mel.
Let me take this for you.
Uh, uh, that, that's great,
they go to profits.
And listen, stay out
of the projection booth.
And stay away from Dupree!
I'm gonna fire that guy
some day.
He's been doing to me what
he's been doing to her in the booth.
[SCREAMING IN MOVIE]
[FEMALE] David, that was a scream.
[MALE] You're right,
I'm gonna check it out.
You stay here.
[MALE #2] I'm talkin'
about a mint condition print
of It Came from Outer Space.
In 3D, man.
Yeah, right,
Tres Dimensiones.
Look, you know as well as I do,
you got film freaks
who'd go down on you
for a bootleg print of that.
Oh, a hundred bucks?
Hundred bucks, right.
[KNOCKS PHONE] Something wrong
with the phone here
or did I hear you say
a hundred dollars?
Look, a hundred dollars
isn't going to get it this time.
Because I'm gonna have
to spend the night in here
waiting for you
to bring the print back.
Think I'm gonna miss this comet thing
for a lousy hundred dollars?
[YELLING IN MOVIE SOUNDTRACK]
Okay, $110's
a little better, yeah.
Hey, Reggie, here's the deal.
You leave,
I let you in the back door.
Okay, I leave, you let me back in.
Mel thinks everybody's gone.
Larry, do you know anybody
named DMK?
No, ow!
No, you gotta have the print back
by 6:00 in the morning.
You know, if we spend the night
in here, we're gonna miss the comet.
It's not like you can't see it
on television, you know.
All right, hey,
get your guy here in an hour.
Yeah, well, maybe I want
to see it for real, okay?
Hey, television's real.
Television's very real.
So, what do you say?
I'll give you $15.
Are you kidding?
We spend the night in here
and we end up making it.
And you give me 15 bucks?
Do you know what
that makes me look like?
Reggie, I'm not giving you 15 bucks
for making it with me.
Okay, well, just so we have
that straight, okay?
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, you'd be worth
a lot more than 15 bucks.
Everybody knows that.
The first earthlings to see the effects
will be in Newfundland.
Or Newfoundland.
This is expected
to begin at... at 2:04.
- That's Pacific Standard Time.
- [MALE] Hey, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
Uh, interesting, uh, sidebar
to this story is the fact that
all telecommunications
seem to be out
in that part of the world.
Uh, this could have...
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello.
Samantha, you sound pissed.
I just had it out with Doris
once and for all again.
She wants me to like,
haul chips and dips around
for her little comet party.
Yeah, well, speaking of Doris,
look, I need your help.
Tell her that, uh, you know
all about this field trip
that I'm gonna take, okay,
with my science class?
We're gonna go to the observatory
to watch the comet.
She won't go for it.
She'll go for it.
Just tell her, okay?
Okay.
[SIGHS]
Doris.
Reggie's on the phone.
She's not having car trouble?
She's gonna be out all night
with her science class
at the observatory.
I know all about it.
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOG]
[MALE IN MOVIE]
We gotta get outta here.
Yeah, hi, Doris.
What's this about a science
class, Regina?
Well, you want me to do better
in science, don't you?
I want you home in five minutes
after you finish work.
If you want to watch the comet,
you can do it here.
Look, Doris, like, I'm 18, okay?
And I can watch the comet
wherever I want to watch the comet.
Here, Samantha.
You and your sister share
a lot of secrets.
I want you to share
this one with her.
If it were up to me,
I couldn't care less what she did.
But if your father
makes it back home
without some Sandinista
blowing his brains out,
he's gonna hold me responsible
for any kind of trouble
you two girls get into.
What we have here is
a chain of command.
The Major jumps on me,
I jump on you.
Did you get that?
Okay.
Now, are you going
to join the party?
Join the party for what, Doris?
So I can watch Chuck
from across the street
stick his hands
down your pants?
I think that's something
Daddy should know.
Chuck's a nice guy.
He's certainly nice to be with
while Daddy's down in Banana Land.
You were born with an asshole, Doris,
you don't need Chuck.
Looks like a... a... a real nice crowd
we have out here tonight.
Sarah, Chucky.
Hey, where have you been?
You're gonna miss everything.
- It's gonna start.
- Oh, kids.
I'll never marry
another man with kids.
In 1910,
Halley's Comet returned.
Everybody thought
they were going to die then.
[EXPLOSION]
What was that?
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