里约大冒险 Rio (2011)【完整台词】

No. We can't let them get on that plane.

You can drive a motorcycle, right?

You insult me.

No, l can't drive a motorcycle.

lt's just like riding a snowmobile.

What happened?

Papa?

What happened?

Oh, no! Let me go.

Stop your chirping and talk to me!

No, no. l don't know anything. Help!

When l bite down on your head,
will it go "pop," or will it go "crack"?

Where are the cerulean birds?

That means blue, by the way.

They escaped. Went to Luiz.

Anything else?

They said you were very nice.

Did they?

Liar.

And handsome, too.

Never send a monkey to do a bird's job.

Don't worry. l got it.

There he goes. That's my boy.

ls it hot? l think l'm sweating.

l didn't even think that
was biologically possible, and yet, look.

Wow.

Yeah, that's your boy, all right.

Okay, so he needs a little help.

Come on, let's give him some.

Set the mood.

All right, look, l'm on it.
l know how to set the mood. Check it out.

Get a, Get a, Get a
Get a girl

Get, Get, Get
Get a girl

Take her, take her to the fIoor
Show her, show her how you roll

Drop it, drop it, drop it low
Drop it low, drop-drop it low

What kind of mood is that?

Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive.

l'm not hating on your creativity,
but l think l got this one.

Follow my lead.

Now, that's more like it.

Wasn't really thinking
Wasn't looking

Wasn't searching for an answer

ln the moonlight

When l saw your face

Wow! What a beautiful sunset.

Yeah.

Blu.

Down here. Just tell her,
"You have beautiful eyes."

That's good. Great idea.

l have beautiful eyes.

Yeah, okay. Sure, they're nice.

No, her eyes. Her eyes.

Right, yeah. Your eyes,
your eyes are great, not mine.

l mean, mine are okay.

But yours, l bet
you can see right through them.

Blu!

Just tell her how you feel.

-Jewel.
-Yeah.

l've been wanting to tell you that l...

That l...

How sweet. You're getting choked up.

You're choking! Okay! All right!

Come on, Blu, move with me.
Stay with me, Blu.

One more, come on. One more time!

Yep, that's my boy.

Ladies and gentlemen,
l give you Luiz's garage.

-After you.
-No, no, you first.

Please, l insist.

Okay.

Guess this is it.

Yeah. Quite an adventure.

End of the line.

Yes.

Guess things like this
don't happen in Tiny-soda.

Tiny-soda?

-Wait, Minnesota.
-Yeah.

That's very good.
That's very funny actually.

Luiz! Are you here, Luiz? Hey, buddy!

l got some friends l want you to meet.

Go!

lnside, outside, inside, outside!

l got you's good.

What?

l could've ripped your throats out,
but l didn't.

But l could've.

Hey, Luiz! Stop scaring my friends.

Hey, Rafi, come here!

Where you've been?

You look good.

Wait. Luiz is a bulldog?

You got something against dogs?

l do when they're drooling on me.

lt's a medical condition.

No, hey, amigo, we really need you.

-She's mean, bro.
-Luiz, come on, please, please.

We need your help.

l think l know what to do.

Are you sure this is safe?

Sure. There's nothing to it.

Now, if something goes wrong,
scream really loud!

Because l can't hear too good
with this thing on.

Hey, Rafi! Get the switch, please.

Don't worry. He's a professional.

Now, try not to move!

l can't really see out of this thing, either!

Hey! Where did you go?

Gross.

But l'm free.

Jewel! Jewel! We're free!

Slimy, but free.

Contaminated probably, but free.

Can you believe it's finally...

...over.

Yeah!

Come on, guys, let's go!

What are we standing around for?
lt's Carnaval!

Oh, yeah!

Yep.

l know just how you feel.

Watching them up there

makes you want to chase them
and grab them in your mouth

and bite their heads off, huh?

l'm just kidding, bro.

Yeah, chasing them is plenty.

l'm flying, flying just like a bird!

Jewel, but you are a bird!

Hey! Where you going?

Blu?

Blu, what's wrong?

Nothing. Everything is perfect.

You'll be off to the rainforest, l'll be
back with Linda, just like we planned.

Hey, birds!
Stop yapping and start flapping!

Let's go!

l guess, l thought, maybe...

What? That you'd come to Minnesota?

Great, l guess l'll knit you a scarf.

No, that's not what l meant.

Look, Jewel,
l can't spend my life

walking around following you
wherever you're going.

Hey, it's not my
fault you can't fly.

Awkward.

Okay, okay.

You know what? This is good.
Just clear the air.

Just be completely honest
with each other.

You want honesty?
Fine, l can be honest.

l don't belong here.

ln fact, l never wanted to come here
in the first place.

And... And...

And you know what?

l hate samba.

Hey! That's a little too far.

Make the mean bird take it back.

Yeah, l said it.

Every song sounds exactly the same.

Tico, taco, ya, ya, ya
Tico, taco, ya, ya, ya

l'm tico, taco out of here.

Fine! See you around, pet!

No, wait, wait. Come back!

You belong together!
You are Juliet to his Romeo!

Sure, they both die in the end,
but you get my point!

Young love. Always so melodramatic.

All right, boys, go after her.

Blu! Come back here. Come on!

Yeah! l'm ready for Carnaval!

Who wants to ride in my

fruit.

You left without me.

That's messed up.

Jewels! Jewels!

Wait up!

Going somewhere, pretty bird?

Yeah. l was just on my way
to claw your eyes out!

Jewel!

Temper, temper.

Now come along, my dear.

We're going to a parade.

Everybody loves a parade.

Let go of me!

Hey! Get back here!

Ain't nobody messing with a friend
of Pedro, l ain't having it!