无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

All right. Come on.
We gotta get out of here.

But I didn't cross the finish line!

RALPH: There is no finish line!

Move it or lose it, people.
Everybody, out. Now!

Ralph, it's not going to work!

We got to try!

Kid!

Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game.

- Come on. Get through.
- Ralph! Stop!

It's got to work!

Stop, it's no use.

(RALPH PANTING)

It's okay, Ralph.

CALHOUN: All right, Fix-It.

That's everyone.
Now, we've got to blow up this exit.

Just go. Go without me.

- But what about this game?
- Nothing we can do about it.

Without a beacon, there's
no way to stop these monsters.

Beacon?

Stay with Felix.

Let me borrow that thing, lady.

- Ralph! Where are you going?
- I got some wrecking to do!

I'll meet you at the finish line!

No! Wait!

Fix-It, get behind me!

(GRUNTS)

(YELLING)

(RUMBLING)

Come on!

One more! One...

Oh!

Welcome to the boss level!

Turbo.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Because of you, Ralph,

I'm now the most powerful
virus in the arcade!

I can take over any game I want.

I should thank you

but it would be more fun to kill you.

Get back here, little guy!

Have some candy!

Where do you think you're going?

I'm not through with you yet. Up we go!

No!

Ralph!

Fall back.

(RALPH GRUNTING)

Kid!

Vanellope!

Oh, look at that. It's your little friend.

Let's watch her die together, shall we?

RALPH: No!

(KING CANDY LAUGHS)

It's game over for both of you.

No. Just for me!

(GASPS) - Ralph!
- Vanellope!

I'm bad, and that's good.

I will never be good, and that's not bad.

There's no one I'd rather be...

...than me.

(LOUD THUD)

Kid!

Don't worry. I got it under control.

You fools! Why are you
going into the ligh...

(CHUCKLES)

No! No, no, no. Yes...

No! Yes... No!

Go into the light!

RALPH: Whoa!

Chocolate?

(RALPH LAUGHS)

It's chocolate! I love chocolate!

(WHOOPING)
- Oh, beautiful chocolate!

VANELLOPE: Yeah!

You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!

(LAUGHING)

(GASPS)

I... Excuse...

All fixed.

- You ready for this?
- As ready as I'll ever be.

Whoa!

What's with all the magic sparkles?

(CHEERING)

Princess Vanellope?

Now I remember.

All hail the rightful ruler
of Sugar Rush...

Princess Vanellope.

(GASPS)

I remember. She's our princess!

Oh, that's right!

We are so sorry
about the way we treated you.

Yeah, those were jokes!

(WHINING) I was just doing
what Taffyta told me to do!

Tut-tut.

As your merciful princess,
I hereby decree

that everyone who was ever
mean to me shall be

executed.

What? No, please!

Oh, my land.

Oh! This place just got interesting.

(SOBBING) I don't want to die!

I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta.

I'm trying, but it won't stop.

Wow.

So this is the real you. Princess.

Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts?
Come on. This isn't me.

This is me.

Huh?

Look, the code may say I'm a princess

but I know who I really am, Ralph,

I'm a racer with
the greatest superpower ever.

I was here, I was there.

I was glitching through the walls.

I'm not giving that up.

Um, pardon me for asking,

but without a princess,
who's going to lead us?

Yeah. Who?

Uh, me.
I'm thinking more along the lines of

a constitutional democracy.

President Vanellope von Schweetz.

Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Fix-It, Wreck-It,
the arcade's about to open.

Let's move 'em out.

You could just stay here
and live in the castle.

You'd have your own wing

where no one would ever
complain about your stench

or treat you bad ever again.

You could be happy.

I'm already happy.

I've got the coolest friend in the world.

And besides, I've got a job to do, too.

It may not be as fancy
as being president

but it's my duty.

And it's a big duty!

(CHUCKLES)

Ralph, are you coming, brother?

See you later, President Fart Feathers.

Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.

And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.

Goodbye, Major Body Odor!

- Hasta la vista, you...
- Ralph!

- All right. To be continued.
- Yeah!

ALL: Hooray!

RALPH: I'm gonna wreck it!

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great!

(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
The gang's all here!

So, I'm happy to report,
and you'll be happy to hear,

I'm taking life one game at a time.

All right! Yeah, Ralph!

RALPH: Of course,
the job hasn't changed.

But, news flash,
the Nicelanders are being nice to me!

And that got me thinking about
those poor guys left without a game.

- So here's what we did.
- We're gonna wreck it!

We asked them to help us out
on the bonus levels.

We can fix it!

RALPH: I'm telling you, guys,

we haven't been this popular in years.

- It's crazy.
- Wow!

The gamers say we're "retro,"

which I think means "old but cool."

BOY: How come
we never noticed this game?

RALPH: Oh, and I decided
that living in the dump

wasn't making me feel very good,

so I cleaned it up,
built myself a little shack

and a couple for the new guys, too.

(MUTTERS)

Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh!

And guess who was the best man
at his and Calhoun's wedding.

That's right, my friends,
old Ham Hands himself.

Very elegant affair.
You should've seen it.

Lot of grandeur.

And not a single bug.

Let's just say, some tears were shed.

But I got to say, the best part of my day

is when I get thrown off the roof.

Because when the Nicelanders
lift me up,

I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.

And I can see Vanellope racing.

Yes!

RALPH: The kid's a natural.