无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

Shh!

The wall.

(MUTTERING)

(KIDS TALKING)

Morning, kids. Come on in.

Good to see you.
Good to see you. You, too, little fella.

ANNOUNCER OVER PA:
Quarter alert! Quarter alert!

This is not a drill.

Ooh! Sweet golden medal!

NARRATOR: On a planet with no name

a top-secret experiment
has gone horribly wrong.

You are humanity's last hope.

Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting!
(CHUCKLES)

CALHOUN: All right.

Now listen up, because
I'm only going to say this once.

Fear is a four-letter word, ladies.

If you want to go pee-pee
in your big-boy slacks,

keep it to yourself.

It's make your mamas proud time!

I love my mama!

OFFICER: Heads up!
First-person shooter,

coming through!

Ooh, robot!

Boop, boop, boop.
(CHUCKLES)

ANNOUNCER OVER PA:
Game play in three, two, one.

We are humanity's last hope.

Our mission?

Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

You ready, rookie? Let's find out.

Sweet Mother Hubbard!

(SCREAMS)

RALPH: No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!

Cy-Bug, twelve o'clock. Take it, newbie.

RALPH: No, no! Wait, wait!

Watch it, rookie! These monsters
become what they eat.

(GRUNTING)

My gun! Give me that back.

Shoot the eggs before they hatch!

Oh, no!

Something's coming out of their bottom!

- Oh, gross!
- Markowski!

Get back in formation!

All right, ladies,

the kitten whispers
and tickle fights stop now.

The entrance to the lab
is straight ahead.

- I'll meet you guys inside!
- No!

Oh! Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

(RALPH GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

I thought this was going
to be like Centipede!

When did video games
become so violent and scary?

Please, get me out of here!

- Take her!
(MOPPET GIRL SCREAMS)

(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)

What a rip-off!

Ah! Get off me! It's game over. Stop it!

SOLDIERS: Beacon up!

OFFICERS: Cease fire! Ceasefire!

ANNOUNCER: Attention!
Return to start positions.

Return to start positions.

(POWERING DOWN)

Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.

Yeah, you must be upset.

CALHOUN: - Markowski.
- Who?

Whoa! Oh, yeah, me. I'm Markowski. Ah!

What's the first rule of Hero's Duty?

No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

Never interfere with
the first-person shooter.

Our job is to get the gamers
to the top of that building

so they can get a medal, and that's it!

So stick to the program, soldier!

Right. Right. Aye, aye.

ANNOUNCER: Quarter alert!
Quarter alert!

All right, pussy willows.
Back to start positions!

Oh!

Yeah, right.
No way I'm going through that again.

So that's where they
keep the medal, huh?

Hmm. "New racers daily."

Sweet! I got next game.

Go away, kid!

We're going to play
all nine of today's racers!

Yeah!

Sorry.

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

Hmm. Where's the wrecking guy?

Where's Ralph? He should be
wrecking the building.

Shh! Stick with the program.

NICELANDERS: Fix it, Felix!

(FELIX SPEAKING)

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(WHISPERS) Ralph!
Quarter alert! Game on!

(WHISPERING) Do something, Felix!

Just act natural. I'll fix it.

(GASPS)

FELIX: Ralph! Ralph!

What the...

Ralph? Ralph!

Oh, my land! Where is he?

Mr. Litwak!

What's the trouble, sweetheart?

The game's busted.

I can fix it! I can fix it!

MR. LITWAK: Oh, boy.

Looks like the game's
gone cuckoo, like my nana.

Sorry, sweetie.
Here's your quarter back.

But what about the game?

I'll have someone look at it tomorrow...

But if he can't fix it, it might be time

to put old Ralph and Felix
out to pasture.

Like my nana.

(ALL GASP)

Ladies and gentlemen,
we're out of order.

Sweet mercy!
Without Ralph, we're doomed!

They're going to pull our plug!

(SCREAMING)

Okay, everybody, calm down.

Ralph probably fell asleep

in the washroom of Tapper's again.

(BELL RINGING)
- See? There he is now.

Why, it's Q*bert.
What brings you here, neighbor?

(MUTTERING)

What's he saying, Felix?

Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(MUTTERING)

(GASPS)

Ralph's gone Turbo!

(ALL GASP)

(GRUNTING)

Ooh!

Shiny.

ANNOUNCER: Attention!
The arcade is now closed.

Did you get a load of Markowski?

(LAUGHS)
- Shut your chew holes.

Cy-Bug.

(BOUNCING SOUND)

Taste it!

(GRUNTS)

Slick Tiddlywinking, pint-size.

I'm Fix-It Felix, Jr., ma'am.

From the game Fix-It Felix, Jr.

(GASPS)

Jiminey jaminey!

Look at that high definition. Your face!

It's amazing!

Flattery don't charge
these batteries, civilian.

Now, state your business.

I'm looking for my colleague,
Wreck-it Ralph?

Never heard of him.

Well, Q*bert saw him come in here.

Impossible. Nothing gets past me.

(METAL CLANKING)

That came from the tower.

(GRUNTING)

Nice eggs. Nice eggs!

Okay. That was easy.

Congratulations, soldier.

It is my honor to bestow upon you

the Medal of Heroes.

Wow!

No way!

Ten-hut!

(LAUGHS) Wow!

History will long revere
your courage and sacrifice.

Well, thank you!

You have etched in the rock of virtue

a legacy beyond compare.

Thanks, guys. At ease!

You are the universe's greatest hero.

(CRUNCHES)
- Oops!

(EXCLAIMING)

The living embodiment of
all this corps represents.

Oh. (SCREAMS)

Bravery. Integrity.
Grace under pressure.

- And above all, dignity.
(GRUNTING)

FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Escape pod activated.

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

Get off my face!

KOHUT: Incoming!