无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

(RALPH SCREAMING)

- Ralph!
- CY-Bug!

(GRUNTING)

A-ha!

Oh, no!

(BEEPING)

(SCREAMING)

Huh?

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

(SCREAMING)

Sayonara, sucker!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Huh?

S-U-G-A-R

Jump into your racing car

Say SUGAR RUSH!

SUGAR RUSH!
"Sugar Rush"?

S-U-G-A-R

Jump into your racing car

Say SUGAR RUSH!

SUGAR RUSH!

Oh, no!

This is that candy go-cart game

over by the Whac-A-Mole.

I got to get out of here.

Oh, no! My medal!

(STUTTERING)

(GASPS) No, no, no, no, my medal!

Oh!

(GROANING)

No, no, my medal!

(PANTING)

(EXCLAIMING)

- Hi, mister.
(SCREAMS)

Hello.

Man, you scared me, kid.
Ah, I nearly soiled myself.

What's your name?

Uh... Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.

You're not from here, are you?

No, well, yeah. I mean,
not from right in this area.

I'm just doing some work here.

What kind of work?

Some routine candy tree trimming.

You probably want to stand back.

In fact, this whole area

is technically closed
while we're trimming.

- Who's "we"?
- Candy tree department.

Oh! Where is everybody else?

Ah, it's just me today.

So you just meant like the royal "we"?

Yep. That's right.

Hey, are you a hobo?

No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy.

Okay? So you go home.

What's that? Didn't hear you.

Your breath is so bad
it made my ears numb.

Listen, I tried to be nice.

(MIMICKING) I tried to be nice.

- You're mimicking me.
- You're mimicking me!

- Okay.
- Okay.

That is rude,
and this conversation is over.

And this conversation is over.

Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch
if I were you.

I'm from the candy tree department,
so I know what...

It's a double stripe.

(GRUNTS)

Double stripes break. Guh-doy!

Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Uh, I don't know. Why are you
so freakishly annoying?

Why are you so freakishly...

Sweet mother of monkey milk!
A gold coin!

Don't even think about it. That is mine.

- Race you for it!
- Hey!

I don't have to race for it
because it's mine!

- Double stripe!
- Come back here!

- The winner!
- Give it back! Give it!

Whoa!

Double stripe.

(SCREAMING)

Thank you!

Wait! Let me talk to you for one second.

Okay. Here's the thing.

I'm not from the candy tree department.

Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.

But I wasn't lying about the medal.
That is my medal!

That's why I was climbing the tree.
It's mine!

It's precious to me.

That thing is my ticket to a better life.

Yeah, well, now it's my ticket.

- What the...
- See you, chump!

Come back! I'll find you!

I will find you!

Double stripe!

(SCREAMS)

Nowhere to hide!

Yeah, he banged around in here
like some kind of hot shot,

then he went barreling down
into that sweet little game

like a crazy person.

"Sugar Rush."

Cy-Bugs would chew up that game

faster than a chicken hawk
in a coop of crippled roosters.

- What was that, now?
- What are you, thick?

There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!

Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?

I can't say that I do, ma'am.

Cy-Bugs are like a virus.

They don't know they're in a game.

All they know is eat, kill, multiply.

Without a beacon to stop them,

they'll consume Sugar Rush.

But do you think they'll stop there?

- Yes!
- Wrong!

Viruses do not stop!

Once those Cy-Bugs
finish off Sugar Rush,

they'll invade every other game
until this arcade

is nothing but a smoking husk
of forgotten dreams.

Kohut! My cruiser.

Jeepers. Is she always this intense?

It's not her fault.

She's programmed with
the most tragic back-story ever.

The one day she didn't do
a perimeter check...

Her wedding day.

(SHRIEKS)

(SCREAMING)

Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you.

Like fun you are, short stack.

If you die outside your game,
you don't regenerate.

Well, neither do you, ma'am.

And it is my job to fix
what Ralph wrecks.

And I cannot ask you

to risk your life cleaning up his mess.

No flex on this one, ma'am.
I am coming along with you.

(SNAPS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(FELIX EXCLAIMING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

SOUR BILL: Citizens of Sugar Rush...

Just in time.

...all hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.

Hello, my royal subjects!

Ha-ha! Have some candy!

(ALL CHEERING)

Thank you for that
stirring introduction, Sour Bill.

Mmm-hmm.

And thank you to today's avatars.

It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.

But now the arcade is closed,

so it's time to wipe the slate clean

and race to decide our new roster.

The first nine racers
across that finish line

will represent Sugar Rush
as tomorrow's avatars!

ALL: (CHANTING) Race! Race! Race!

KING CANDY: Okay, calm down.

Listen! This event is pay-to-play.
We all know this.

The fee to compete is one gold coin

from your previous winnings,

if you've ever won, which I have.

Let me go first!

ANNOUNCER: King Candy!

(ALL CHANTING)

(LAUGHING)

ANNOUNCER: Taffyta Muttonfudge!

Stay sweet!

Adorabeezle Winterpop.

Gloyd Orangeboar!

(RALPH GRUNTING)

RALPH: Little stealer!
Wait till I catch that brat.

ANNOUNCER: Minty Zaki.
Snowanna Rainbeau.

Rancis Fluggerbutter.
Jubileena Bing-Bing.

Swizzle Malarkey.

Candlehead.

(COIN TINKLING)

Sour Bill, who's that last one?

ANNOUNCER:
Vanellope von Schweetz!

Yippee! I'm in the race!

Vanellope?

(GASPS) The Glitch!

(SCREAMING)

KING CANDY: Now, now! (LAUGHS)