无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

Everything is all right! Security!

Come here, kid!

We're not going to hurt you,
you little freak!

(SCREAMING)

Get back here!

Slow down! Slow down a little bit.

(RALPH GRUNTING)

You! Give me back my medal right now!

- Ah, boy!
- Go!

What is that?

WYNNCHEL: Come on! Go! Roll!

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLING)

Careful! What are you doing?

Huh?

(LAUGHING)

Come back here!

I can't move!

Now we got him!

Oh, good, the cops. She went that way!

- Hold still!
- Take that!

Ow! What are you doing?

Okay, folks. (STAMMERS)

Calm down! Everything's all right.

The monster's been caught!

We'll repair all the damage.

Don't worry. We will have our race
before the arcade opens.

And I'm in it. Yes!

There's no way that
I am racing with a glitch.

Rancis, Candlehead, come on.

Sour Bill, that glitch
cannot be allowed to race!

And bring that thing to my castle.

Guys! She took...

(SCREAMING)

(OREOS CHANTING)

Or-e-oh
Oreo!

Or-e-oh

(MUMBLING)

(HORN HONKING)

(BEEPING)

Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster

so we can see
what we're up against here.

Mm-kay.

(SCREAMS)

Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph?

Yeah. Who are you,
the guy that makes the donuts?

(LAUGHS) Please. No. I'm King Candy!

I see you're a fan of pink.

Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously...

What are you doing here?

Look, Your Candiness,
this is just a big misunderstanding.

Just get me out of this cupcake,

I'll get my medal,
and I'll be out of your way.

Your medal? (LAUGHS)
Bad guys don't win medals.

Well, this one did.

I earned it over in Hero's Duty.

You game-jumped?

Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you?

What? No, no.

Because if you think you can
come in here to my kingdom

and take over my game,
you've got another thing coming!

Easy, Your Puffiness.

It's not my fault one of your children

of the candy corn stole my medal.

"Children of the candy corn"? Who'd...

The Glitch!

The coin she used to
buy her way into the race.

That was your medal?

She did what? I need that back!

Well, I'm afraid I can't help you.
It's gone, you know.

It's nothing but code now.

It will stay that way
until someone wins the cup

at the end of the race.

Maybe I'll have to have a little talk

with the winner then.

Is that a threat I smell?

Beyond the halitosis
you so obviously suffer from.

Listen, Nilly-Wafer,
I'm not leaving without my medal!

Yes, you are.

Wynnchel, Duncan,
get him out of that cupcake

and on the first train back home.

If I ever see you here again,
Wreck-It Ralph,

I'll lock you in my fungeon.

Fungeon?

Fun dungeon, you know?
It's a play on words.

(CHUCKLES) It's the...

Never mind! I've got a glitch
to deal with, thanks to you.

Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph!
It hasn't been a pleasure.

This thing is hard as a rock.

I can see that.

- Get the tools.
- What tools?

- Quiet, you!
- Ow!

What? No!

- Take it easy, big boy!
- Stay away from me!

He's getting away!

Quick! Call out the Devil Dogs.

(SNIFFING)

(BARKING)

(BREATHING)

Chocolate. I hate chocolate!

I got to get my medal back.

The pot goes to the winning racer!

Hey, kids!
Can I talk to you for a second?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Hello, fellow racers!

It's that little crumb snatcher.

Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis,
you're looking well.

Came by to check out
the competition, huh?

Well, here it is, the Lickety-Split!

Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself.

I built it myself.

Fastest pedal-power
west of the Whac-A-Mole.

Check her out.

(HONKING)

Oh, Vanellope, it's so... You.

(CHUCKLING SMUGLY)

But you have to
back out of the race. Yeah.

Oh, no, I don't,

because I paid my fee
and I'm on the board...

So, yeah, I'm definitely racing.

Yeah, well, King Candy says
glitches can't race.

I'm not a glitch, Taffyta.
I've just got pixslexia, okay?

The rules are there
for a reason, Vanellope.

To protect us. Say I'm you.

I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving

and I actually feel kind of cool for once.

And then, all of a sudden, oh, no.

I'm (STAMMERING) glitching!

(GASPS) - Hey!
- See?

You're an accident
just waiting to happen.

Oh, no! I (STAMMERS) glitched, too!

Uncool.

Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it!

Please!

I just want to race like you guys.

You will never be a racer
because you're a glitch.

And that's all you'll ever be!

Hey! Leave her alone!

(YELLING)

(SCREAMING)

Let's get out of here!

Scram, you rotten little cavities!

Before I throw you in the mud!

What are you looking at?

You're welcome, you rotten little thief.

I'm not a thief!
I just borrowed your stupid coin.

I was going to give it back to you
as soon as I won the race.

It's not a coin. It is a medal.

Coin, medal, whatever.

Just go back to your own dumb game
and win another one.

I can't. I didn't win it in my game.

I won it in Hero's Duty.

Hero's Doodie?

(SNIGGERS)

It's not that kind of duty.

I bet you really got to watch
where you step

in a game called Hero's Doodie!

(LAUGHING)

What did you win the medal for, wiping?

I hope you washed your hands
after you handled that medal.

- Listen!
- One more, one more.

Why did the hero flush the toilet?

- Say "why."
- Why?

Because it was his doodie!

How dare you insult Hero's Duty?

You little guttersnipe!

I earned that medal

and you better get it back
for me toot-sweet, sister!

Well, unless you've got a go-cart

hidden in the fat folds of your neck,

I can't help you!

(GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)

What a moron.

Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker.

You're never going to break...

Huh.

(PANTING)

Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?

Leave me alone.

Look, you want that medal,
right? And I want to race.