无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

Get off the road!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Head for Diet Cola Mountain!

- Drive into the wall!
- What?

Right there, between
the two sugar-free lollipops!

- Are you crazy?
- Just do it!

(SCREAMING)

Oh!

Where did they go?
They should have just turned.

Find that glitch! Destroy that cart!

She can't be allowed to race!

So let me get this straight.
You don't know how to drive.

Well, no, not technically.

- I just thought that...
- What did you think?

"Oh, I'll just magically win the race

just because I really want to!"

Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer.

I can feel it in my code.

(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

That's it! I'm never
getting my medal back.

What is the big whoop about
that crummy medal anyway?

The big whoop?

Well, this may come as
a shock to you, but in my game,

I'm the bad guy
and I live in the garbage.

- Cool.
- No. Not cool.

Unhygienic and lonely and boring.

And that crummy medal
was going to change all that.

I go home with that baby
around my neck

and I'll get a penthouse. Pies.

Ice sculptures. Fireworks!

(GRUNTS)

It's grown-up stuff.
You wouldn't understand.

No, I get it!

That's exactly
what racing would do for me!

- Well, guess what?
- What?

News flash! Neither one of us
is getting what we want!

(EXPLOSION)

What was that?

(RALPH READING ALOUD)

Yeah! Check it out. Look!

Oh!

Ow! Whoa!

You got to watch out for the splash.

That stuff is broiling hot.

RALPH: Yeah, I got that. Thank you.

What is this dump?

I think it's some sort of
unfinished bonus level.

Yeah. It's pretty cool, huh?

I found that secret opening,
and now I live here.

See? Oh, look, look, look.

Welcome to my home!

I sleep in these candy wrappers.

I bundle myself up like
a little homeless lady.

By yourself?

With all this garbage around you?

Well, yeah.

I mean, everyone here
says I'm just a mistake

and that I wasn't
even supposed to exist.

What do you expect?

Listen, kid...

I know it's none of m business

but why do you even
stick around this game?

You really don't know anything, do you?

Glitches can't leave their games.

It's one of the joys of being me.

Hey, what are you doing? Come on!

I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.

If you're going to be a racer,

you're going to have
to learn how to drive.

And you can't do that without a track.

Whoa!

All right, now.

Let's hustle up.
We've got some driving to do.

I'm going to learn to drive!
I'm going to learn to drive!

Oh, wait. Do you know how to drive?

Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but...

Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?

You crashed it.

Just get in. How hard can it be?
Okay, uh...

Start it up.

(ENGINE STARTING)

There we go. So there are
some buttons on the floor.

- Pedals.
- Pedals. Right.

Now, uh, that's the go pedal.

That I believe is the stopper.

And this... Wait.

What is this? That doesn't do anything.

Ooh, what does this joystick do?

Okay, good. Let's try that again.

I've been looking
for a driver who's qualified

So if you think that you're the one

Ow!

To step into my ride

I'm a fine-tuned supersonic
speed machine

Ow!

With a sunroof top and a gangster lean

Ow!

So if you feel me
let me know, know, know

Ow!

So start me up
and watch me go, go, go, go

Get you where you wanna go
If you know what I mean

Got a ride that's smoother
than a limousine

'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in three point five

Now shift it.

Baby you got the keys

That's good. Keep going! Shift it again!

Now shut up and drive
Drive, drive, drive

(VANELLOPE LAUGHING)

I told you, racing's in my code!

So if you feel me
let me know, know, know

(CHUCKLING)

I got that medal in the bag!

Hey, Ralphie, watch this!

Get you where you wanna go
if you know what I mean

Got a ride that's smoother
than a limousine

Whoo-hoo!

Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five

Baby you got the keys

- Look out!
- Whoa!

Shut up and drive

Ah!

Hot cola!

Now shut up and drive

So how did I do?

Um...

Well, you almost blew up
the whole mountain.

Right, right. That's a good note.

You got to get that
glitch under control, kid.

Okay, I will, I will.

And then you think I got a chance?

Um...

Tiny.

Yes, I'm going to win!

I'm going to win! I'm going to win!

- Top shelf.
- Top shelf.

(GASPS)

Did you find her?
Tell me you found her.

You didn't?

(LAUGHS HOPELESSLY)

Go. Leave me.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Up, up, down, down...

(MUMBLING)

Start!

Oh, the code. It's the sweet
lifeblood of the game.

Where are you? Let's see...
Stadium, no. Jumbotron.

Ha-ha! There it is. The winner's cup.

One of these things is
not like the others... It's you!

We're going to give you
a nice new home.

Success!

(CHUCKLING)

Sour Bill, I'm going out.

You're in charge of the castle
until I get back.

Your face is still red.

You might want to
hit it again with your hammer.

Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am.

That's just the honey glow
in my cheeks.

Okay.

Ma'am, I just got to tell you...

You are one dynamite gal.

Wow, you are one dynamite gal.

One dynamite gal.

Dynamite gal.

Dynamite...

(SCREAMING)

Get out.

All I said is you're a dynamite gal.

I said get out!

Oh. Jiminey jaminey.

Yes?

Oh.

I'm Fix-It Felix Jr., sir,
from the game Fix-It Felix Jr.

Have you seen my friend Ralph?

Wreck-It Ralph?

Yes. Yes, that's him!

We should have locked him up
when we had the chance.

Locked him up?

I'm not making
the same mistake with you.

(SCREAMS)

VANELLOPE: Hurry, hurry!
Let's go-Time's a-wastin'.