无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

Come on, Ralph!

This is it. This is really happening.

I almost don't believe it.

I mean, I have dreamt about it
for so long, and now...

And now... Now I think
I'm going to puke, actually.

I mean, I think I might puke.

- You know, like a "vurp."
- A what?

Vomit and a burp together,

and you can taste it,
and it's just like rising up.

Oh, this is so exciting!

Yes, it is. It's exciting.

Am I ready to be a real racer?

Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?

Who doesn't love a brat
with dirty hair? Come on.

Those people are going
to love you. You know why?

- Because you're a winner.
- I'm a winner.

- And you're adorable!
- I'm adorable!

And everyone loves
an adorable winner!

Yeah!

Okay, come on. Listen to me.

If you get nervous,
just keep telling yourself,

"I must win Ralph's medal
or his life will be ruined."

- And have fun. Got it?
- Got it.

Whoa!

Oh, wait!

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

Hold on!

Where are you going?

I forgot something! I'll be right back!

(CHUCKLES)

Kids.

(HONKING)

Ralph! (CHUCKLES)
There you are. Hello!

- You!
- I come alone, unarmed.

I've had enough of you, pillow pants!

Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't!

(SHUDDERING)

I'm going to beat the filling out of you!

You wouldn't hit a guy
with glasses, would you?

You hit a guy with glasses.
That's... Well played.

(GASPS)
- What do you want, Candy?

Listen, I just want to talk to you.

I'm not interested in
anything you have to say.

How about this?
Are you interested in this?

My medal. How did you...

It doesn't matter.
It's yours! Go ahead, take it.

(CHUCKLES)

Whoa.

All I ask is that you hear me out.

About what?

Ralph, do you know
what the hardest part

about being a king is?

Doing what's right, no matter what.

Get to the point.

Point being, I need your help.

Sad as it is, Vanellope
cannot be allowed to race.

Why are you people so against her?

I'm not against her!
I'm trying to protect her!

If Vanellope wins that race

she'll be added to the race roster.

Then gamers can choose her
as their avatar.

And when they see her glitching

and twitching and just being herself,

they'll think our game is broken.

We'll be put out of order for good.

All my subjects will be homeless.

(SHOUTING)

But there's one who cannot
escape because she's a glitch.

Help! Somebody, help! Help!

KING CANDY: And when
the game's plug is pulled...

(SCREAMS) No!

...she'll die with it.

You don't know that will happen.

The gamers could love her.

And if they don't?

I know it's tough,

but heroes have to make
the tough choices, don't they?

She can't race, Ralph,
but she won't listen to me.

So can I count on you to
talk a little sense into her?

Very good.

I'll give you two some time alone.

(SIGHS)

I'm back!

Did you miss me?

Yeah... Uh... Can we talk for a second?

Wait. First, kneel down.

- What? No, we really...
- Will you just do it?

Okay.

- Now, close your eyes.
- Vanellope...

Shush! Close them!

(EXHALES)

Okay. Open them up.

"To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks.

Turn it over.

I made it for you.

Just in case we don't win.

Not that I think
there's even a remote chance

we're not going to win.

Thanks, kid. Listen...

Now rise, my royal chump.
I've got a date with destiny.

Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.

Um...

- I've been thinking.
- That's dangerous.

Who cares about
this stupid race anyway? Right?

(LAUGHS) That's not very funny, Ralph.

No, I'm serious, and it was really fun

to build the car and everything...

But maybe you shouldn't do it.

Hello? Is Ralph in there?

I'd like to speak to him, please.

Look, what I'm saying is
you can't be a racer.

What?

Why would you...

Wait a minute.

No!

Where did you get this?

Look, I'm going to be
straight with you, kid.

I've been talking to King Candy.

- King Candy?
- Yeah.

You sold me out?

No, I didn't... Listen.
You don't understand.

No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

I'm not a traitor. Listen.

You're a rat!

And I don't need you, and
I can win the race on my own.

But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!

Put me down! Let me go!

No, you listen to me.

Do you know what's going to happen

when the players see you glitching?

They'll think the game's broken.

I don't care! You're a liar!

You better care, because
if your game goes out of order,

you go down with the ship, little sister!

I'm not listening to you!

Get out of my way!
I'm going to that race!

No, you're not!

(GRUNTING)

Take me down from here, Ralph,
right now!

No. I'm doing this for your own good!

Wait, wait, wait.

No. No.

No, no, no, no, no!

Please, Ralph!

(SMASHING)
- No!

Stop it! Stop it! No!

(VANELLOPE SOBBING)

(RALPH PANTING)

You really are a bad guy.

(BELL RINGING)

Hello? Anybody home?

Felix? Mary?

Well, you actually went and did it.

Gene. Where is everybody?

They're gone.

After Felix went to find you
and then didn't come back...

Everyone panicked
and abandoned ship.

But I'm here now.

It's too late, Ralph.

Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.

Oh!

But never let it be said
that I'm not a man of my word.

The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.

Gene, wait! Wait!

Listen, this is not what I wanted!

Well, what did you want, Ralph?

I don't know. I just...

(SIGHS)

I was just tired of
living alone in the garbage.

Well, now you can live alone
in the penthouse.

(SIGHS)

(THUDS)

(BEEPING)

(HUMMING)

Hey, cough drop.

Explain something to me.

If Vanellope was never meant to exist,

then why is her picture on
the side of the game console?

Uh...

(SHUDDERING)